MIDICHLORIANS, DUKE!

MIDICHLORIANS, DUKE!

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Who is that?

That is the guy from the movi

LUCAS DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT DUCKS

Larry

WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ABOUT MIDICHORIANS

It’s heroin.

Luke, Vader is 50% less strong in the force because I chopped off all his remaining limbs. Which is why he's such a pushover that I can beat him after not training for 10 years. Also you must be careful because you are also 10% less strong in the force because Vader chopped of your hand.

That's just a fancy new name for mitochondria, right?

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What is Star Wars about? Beyond the battle between good and evil and lazer swords and all that bullshit, what is it really about? I'l tell you what it's about, it's about a democracy trying to keep a young man from going gay.
So it's like, it's like, the Chancelor is telling Anakin "come to the dark side, come with us, come to the gay side" because Anakin is conflicted, he wants Padme. So Padme is like "I got keep this guy on the straight side, I gotta make him a jedi" so what does she do? What does Padme do? She disguises. She covers her face, she puts on makeup to look more like an android prostitute from Anchorhead, where, by the way, Luke often visited to "pick up power converters", than a real woman, to trick Anakin. And that's the only time she manages to get him to bed. But then, THEN, Anakin decides to join the Sith, to join the gays, because he cannot hold back any longer. And then the Chancelor has his army of clones and sends Anakin to cut the younglings and the Republic is getting fucked and the jedis are taking the hits, the gays are winning the incels and what does Sheev tell Anakin at the end? What does he tell him? That's right "the dark side is a pathway to abilities some consider UN-NATURAL!"

>high fives

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