The older I get the more convinced I am that this is the greatest film ever made

The older I get the more convinced I am that this is the greatest film ever made

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Its my number 3.
Behind The Terminator and Phantasm.

it's up there

>Phantasm
Get the fuck outta here user you're too based for this board.

I mean it's great but let's not go crazy, OP.

Same, user. I was born in the same month it came out too.

>t. almost 40

What do you think is better in the horror genre? Dog Soldiers? LMFAO

It's not even the best Carpenter film, I'm afraid.

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Macready is the thing and it would hard to convince me otherwise.
Right before blowing up the whole base and dooming any survivors he says "the thing wants to blow up the base and doom the survivors"

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
Coven
Evil Dead II

>slaughtered vomit dolls
seeking out obscure films doesn't make you a film buff retard
>Coven
it is one step down from the majority of carpenter's works
>Evil Dead II
A half step down

Have you seen Slaughtered Vomit Dolls? It's the only horror film I've ever seen that scared me. The ramifications of its existence are fucking profound.

John Carpenter had the best decade ever. It's fucking insane

just from the name alone i can tell
1) it isnt scary
2) you're an autistic horror-seeker
3) you base your taste on old forum posts from defunct web pages from the early-mid 2000's

I'll go into some /x/-tier schizoshit real quick for you: It's the only film I've ever viewed that summoned literal demons. Do with that information whatever you will. You wouldn't be able to make it all the way through it because you think The Thing is a horror movie, and because you are a faggot, so it's a moot point. Stay pleb, kiddo. It's safer. Heh.

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls was nearly unwatchable. Incredibly repetitive and aimless. I don’t know why he has so many fans. The little I saw of the sequel was just porn

The older I get, the more I'm sick of hearing about it

I'm not a "fan" of his. I'm just saying it that I was frightened by it. If being "frightened by a movie" is the point of a "horror" movie, then it beats The Thing. It's also why The Blair Witch Project is a better "horror" movie than The Thing.

man i miss being a virgin loser

I'm happily twice-divorced and 45 and telling you that you're a faggot on Any Forums on a Saturday night because when I was your age, I didn't spend my Saturday nights on imageboards. lol. lmao.

yeah instead you spent your time on GrossoutHORROR.net talking to actual child molestors about obscure horror films that no one likes or gives a shit about