brb, watch my cola and corn till I get back
Brb, watch my cola and corn till I get back
John Williams
William Brown
I have a potentially messed up question, is it okay if I ask?
Dylan Rogers
I'd cut a hole In the bottom of the bepsi and put my cock in it and eat the popcorn
Nolan Reyes
No problem, all questions are tepid at the discotech my fellow American male.
Josiah Cox
This but i'd also pee in the popcorn and eat it
Daniel Morgan
>going to a cinema that sells Pepsi and not coke cola
Charles Martin
The soda is mostly corn syrup so you are drinking corn with your corn.
Juan Perez
They're literally the same drink and they're only sold under different brands with the intent of tricking americans into thinking they have choices when we effectively have none because we live in an oligarchy
Easton Diaz
stop arguing gu-
Grayson Myers
Hey could I just squeeze past you, my seat is over ther- oh no I'm sorry I've just accidentally knocked your popcoin on the ground
Luke Bailey
mmmm goyslop
Cameron Robinson
Gib
Eli Myers
what now? he'll be back any second now
Ethan Powell
That bucket and cup are making me nostalgic
Wyatt Roberts
What's the joke here
Lucas Campbell
Do think there has ever been a woman who has attempted to down an entire soda using only her vagina?
Owen Diaz
This. OP has to be going to a dollar theater.
Jacob Reed
>at the kinoplex
>ask for pepsi
>they only have coke
Jeremiah Reed
the joke is that people are meant to roleplay ridiculous and funny things happening to the food. unfortunately Any Forums tourists don't get it
Aaron Howard
First we sweep up the spilled popcorn and put it back in the container. It doesn't matter if old popcorn and itty bitty pieces of garbage and dust gets in there. user won't taste it with how much butter he drenched the popcorn in. Next you spit in to the Pepsi cup until it's back to the level it was. Luckily not much was spilled out. I hope you don't suffer from dry mouth. Get to work.
Ethan Jones
>visit kino plex
>order larger tub of popcorn extra butter
>sit at top of stairs
>movie ends
>movie sucked
>kick popcorn tub down the stairs
>popcorn between multiple isles
Should have had a better movie
Zachary Garcia
I do 10 seconds of "butter"
Julian Garcia
you better have this mess cleaned up before Robert get here. that nigger hates popcorn on his kinoplex's floor
Brandon Myers
Never been to one that didn't have both
Thomas James
There isn't one funny thing in this thread.
Leo Stewart
>*cums on popcorn*
I added some "butter", bro ;)