Get hyped
Get hyped
It's impossible for this to be good, sorry Kevin
No thanks I'm good.
No
How many dicks is too much? For me its any
if it's anything like jay and silent bob reboot, hard pass.
>clerks THREE
god
why?
Clerks II is Smith's best movie, if he can deliver more of that, I'm hyped
Clerks 2 was terrible.
It was retarded to keep them as clerks.
The “nerd” humor didn’t ring true,
He tried to hard to copy the orngial
Instead of “37 dicks” getting spammmed it’s “you never go ass to mouth”.
Instead of true fans arguing about starwars, but from a place of love, like a Any Forums thread; it’s haters fighting about LotRs vs starwars like a reddit troll.
The gross out is “the donkey show” which is telegraphed all movie, instead of the dead man sex in the bathroom surprise.
It’s a drummer trying to do the same beat, but the beat is off
Will he cry in it like when he watched Wandavison?
>DOODS REMEMBER [90s thing]???
Fuck off, get out. Viral marketing bullshit.
>Wandavison
it was the sarah jane doctor who special too, you disingenuous faggot
He will cry when he sees the receipts and realizes the magic is finally broken.
>not in grainy 16mm black and white
No thanks. Clerks doesn't work in super clear color.
kevin smith is such a huge faggot these days
Was it the weed?
Normalizing weed is the second biggest mistake the contemporary world has made.
I get more hyped before taking a shit
Mewes has aged pretty gracefully for a heroin addict.
I have his book and he admits that weed was just like a funny thing to put in his movies but he never tried it until he made zack and miri make a porno and seth rogan introduced him to daily smoking and he's never made a good movie since.
Why does Kevin make that same face all the time. What is he doing?
>Tfw I watched this movie every day so I could loop that scene where the tryout girl gets naked in the audition.
Sucks being a kid.
>It begins with me covered in sperm...
What’s this guys name a again?
He is funny funny in anything he is in, but never gets major credits.
He's trying to hide the leftover sagging skin. Tightening your neck that way sucks it against the throat.
t. Former fat fuck
Craig Robinson, looks like a pretty chill guy.
got to be this, stoner comedies arent good when they're made by actual stoners. i doubt the coen's were taking bong hits between takes when making the big lebowski. making a good film takes dedication, focus and willpower, qualities that daily weed smoking will detirorate.