WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Saturday night
Christopher Ortiz
William Morgan
I'm hiding in the bathroom while my family has a party and barbecue for the 4th of July. I just want to hide
John Mitchell
just got done working out and it's once again time for shitposting
Colton Miller
I've given up.
Eli Robinson
I'm about to rape you. Are you ready?
Julian Garcia
Why are you hiding bro?
Aaron Sanchez
i'm not altogether normal.
Joshua Lee
I don't know how to live.
Mason Lee
All of my friends left me after high school and all of my college classmates were sjws or faggot nerds. I have no one.
Jackson Torres
I am batman
Gabriel Price
>Are you ready?
This is a trick question. If I say no, I'm shiwing I do not want to have sex with you, then you are going to rape me. But if I say yes, then it is no longer rape but consensual sex, and I presums you get boners from rape, not vanilla sex, which would freed me from having to have sex with you.
Charles Jenkins
I’m technically at work
Jaxson White
I don't like socializing with people unless I have a computer screen to hide behind and they keep asking if I have a girlfriend
Colton Wood
I'm at work
Owen Adams
Be. Very. Careful.
James Morgan
Waiting for my wife to be done taking a shit. Ran out of beer not sure if I should go get more. Fell asleep watching blade runner 2049, gonna finish it tonight.
Luis Kelly
One could also interpret your confimation as simply accepting that your fate is to be raped despite the lack of desire to be the victim of such act, which may resonate with rapist's psyche much harder than simple refusal.
Henry Richardson
Goddamn I work with a woman who identifies as a “pitt mommy”. Talks like ghetto trash despite being white-asian.
Gavin Morales
>and they keep asking if i have a girlfriend
so just say no. jesus, it's not hard.
Brayden Taylor
>they keep asking if I have a girlfriend
A good sign. My family have given up asking.
Connor Anderson
shit posting at work
Grayson White
pussy