/brit/

yes
personally i listen/watch asmr (preferably an attractive women) every night to help me go to sleep

my crush replied lads
it's coming up turt

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taking the daughter-wife shopping i see.

very interested in how ethnic conflict erupts in Canada in the future

Commercial communist Han Chinese cyberpunk cities on the Pacific West Coast
New Ukrainian Yamnaya Steppe in the libertarian cowboy Prairies
Theocratic Sikh Khalistan in the liberal Ontario central belt

More intriguing than whatever happens in America or UK
Feels like a reincarnation of bronze age civilisation

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Yes, here is my favourite YouTube ASMR channel
youtube.com/c/OLCHANNELceroA

youtube.com/watch?v=15-vLIZ_2mU

everyone in this video except the main artists are trans

It's 2022 and I am finally degraded to the level where I watch korean people eating

Rishi was robbed

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everyday we above ground is a good day

Patlabor The Movie

this is false because what if someone brutally murdered both of your parents
would that still be a good day?

>my crush
18+ website lad

What’s this business about Northern Ireland? Some secretary got fired and replaced with a Brexiter.

It's strange. Teachers'/womens' low voices in the early afternoon would always put me in a trance, but not quite sleepy.

It's a good thing Rishi lost. Even better he's been banished to the backbenches.

it lovely

sounds like my parents are 6 feet under and therefore not above ground so you can fuck right off

hate my parents so yes

that's what's good about it I'm feeling like a young lad again

>my crush
stfu you feral child
in the /brit/ general we're much more sophisticated and only refer to them as either oneitisis or workfus

Yeah it’s much better we get a nutter like truss

get a grip mate it's just some dating app shite, she's talking to 10 other men

the asmrfu started an onlyfans but stopped after 1 month

fucking sad lads

she mentioned she has a boyfriend so he probably stopped her the fucking cucklord cunt

mad how people are pretty much hard wired not to vote for brown manlets even when they're billionaires and their opposition is mentally unstable
it would have been identical neoliberal policies shoved down our throats no matter what though so who cares

this site would've been completely unusable if he won

yeah and I shagged a different girl last night and another lined up for tomorrow doesn't matter still like her

our country finally had its death rattle when jeremy corbyn was destroyed by the jewish lobby. now comes liz truss, the fourth and final horseman signalling the apocalypse and end times.

only the lord jesus
of the one true katholic apostolic church
can save you now

amen

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Yee
They range from either the most annoying bastards in the world to absolute gold

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mad that women dont need to go outside anymore
>want chad cock
just download tinder or hinge and order one to your very own door that night
>want validation
download a dating app and receive hundreds if not THOUSANDS of likes
>want food
uber eats or deliveroo
>want entertainment
social media and netlfix

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I want a trashy slag

mental how women are turned on by money

lol

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the girl I shagged last night asked if I'd appear in her onlyfans
I believe porn is satanic but I also want to do it

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cringe
based
based
cringe
idk
cringe
based
based
cringe
cringe but based

think I'll call in sick tomorrow

l'm high as fuck

mad how the government expects us to be ok with this for the sake of ukraine

why is biilding new homes based unless your criticism is that it doesnt deal with the core of the issue in the uk housing crisis?

theyre not
theyre just programmed to want sufficient providers to raise their off spring
the only two things that garner real, sexual attraction are looks, height and being neurotypical

NEED an onlyfans gf

mad how unintelligent I am

nah dont mate. most amateur men are complete shit at porn imo. youll just be emasculated

quite clearly labelled it as cringe

seems a bizarre thing to desire

Rorke going stark raving mad at this profile

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Fuck Ukraine. There I said it. What good have they ever done? All they’re famous for is a nuclear disaster. Let Russia have it and let’s get back to normal.

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thats what i meant

up at 6am again for toil

this is the sort of shit that made me delete hinge

think she just wants a picture of my willy in her mouth or some such

>"Only two things"
>Names three
Let's hope you've got looks

mad to think Liz Truss has been blacked

mad that ill be moving to canada soon and everyone on brit will call me a leaf
even though, deep down, ill still be british

whats her onlyfans lad

aint that ray winstones daugjter

Good thing her mouth will hide your phimosis

going to bed before the racist aussie starts off

looks and height come in one package, i shouldve worded it better
its looks(includes height) and being neurotypical

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I don't know I don't watch porn

got a kid I never see

>Regime change, when it came, was brutal.
>An hour after Boris Johnson's resignation speech, aides, officials and staff received a blunt email telling them they were not wanted by Liz Truss’s new regime and to clear their desks and leave No 10. Political advisers were told to be out by 9.30am while 50 civil servants, many of whom had expected to remain, were told to leave by 11am and report to the Cabinet Office.
>“There was utter shock when people opened the email. The political advisers were sort of expecting it, but not the officials. They’ve never known what it’s like to be a victim of regime change.”
> There are no Sunak supporters in the full cabinet, with even those who refrained from direct attacks on Truss such as Grant Shapps, the transport secretary, removed from office.

Another Tory MP said: “She can choose whoever the fuck she wants. But people like Jacob Rees-Mogg are ultimately loyal to Boris. If in two years’ time she finds herself 20 points down in the polls people will start getting restless. She’s got to be careful because some of the people in her cabinet could start pining for Boris.”

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>Er guys actually I identify as British
Shut the fuck up leaf

need so much sex with anime girls

Not saying I want this person to get hit by a bus but also not saying I'd be torn up about it either.

my favourite poster