/stg/ - Stranger Things general

Band geeks, sex freaks edition

Previously on /stg/:

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Stevebros.. I don't feel so good..

>el's huge ass that she hides under cringe 80s clothes

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the virgin gayson
>can't even protect his bitch lol
>his gf is extremely traumatized yet he doesn't realize it
>too busy looking at himself in the mirror
>gf can't open up to him because she knows he would make it about himself, as usual
>ME ME ME ME PASS THE BALL TO ME!
>family too irrelevant to be shown
>dad's probably an alcoholic, mom's a walking clonazepam
>treats the other jocks like shit, to him they're not even people, just means to an end
>doesn't realize one of his best "friends" is traumatized like Chrissy
>immediately assumes eddie's a murderer
>instead of trying to gather information from eddie's friends he beats the shit out of them
>can't charm his way into information like billy, tries to punch everyone
>prone to autistic outbursts if things don't go his way
>turns the Hawkins population into an angry mob
>fucking awful aim
>gets darth maul'd to hell both in body and spirit
The CHAD lucas
>knows something is wrong about max, even if she ignores him, he still loves and cares about her
>tells her she can talk to him, multiple times
>knew something was wrong with patrick too
>comes off the bench to win championships
>clutch in basketball, clutch in real life, saves the boys in season 1 warning them about the lab glowies, comes up with the fireworks idea in season 3
>wants to be popular so him and his friends don't get bullied
>his family goes to every game
>his dad's a nam vet patriot THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
>trained his son in the ways of the operator
>the second he realizes jason's a fucking moron he immediately outsmarts him, warns his friends and goes back to them
>never leaves max's side
>dodges bullet point blank better than neo
Just IMAGINE being a jasoncel

So season 5 is dropping when? 2024? 2025?
How are they going to pull off the kids being in late high school when the actors are all between like 23 and 30?

odds of this happening in s5?

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Jonnathanbros.. Season 5.. I don't feel so good..

Threadly reminder Eddie died for no logical reason

I do. Nancy has fallen out of the harem and can only be replaced by something better. Steve's time to shine baby.

Redhead looks familiar, what else has she been in?

2024, apparently they're starting production on january/february 2023

>I'm Eddie's twin brother, Freddie
>I taught him everything he knew about D&D and heavy metal
>I want to fulfill his legacy by joining your party
>Before he died he told me everything about Vecna and the Upside Down, and also everything about all of you guys, so I feel like we're friends already
>One more thing... Could I ask you all to just call me Eddie? To honor my brother's memory.

make it happen duffers

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Yeah what the fuck was up with that

Your dreams

The only couple in strange thing that has been consistent from season one to five

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I heard they were going to do a larger time skip between 4 and 5 but that seems difficult considering the state of Hawkins.

>Mad Max
>I live, I die, I live again
DUFFER BROTHERRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS

>get bat tattoos
>gets killed by bats

lel

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anne with an e
her face was heavily promoted on netflix ads fopr the show

"Anne with an E"
Her name is amybeth mcnulty.

Have you not noticed every season that they introduce a likeable character and then kill them off at the end?

Eleven's small hands.

Bros. I’m gonna drink myself to death tonight. See you on the other side

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Well if he had gone back he would've been imprisoned for life

Someone post the stg discord invite I need it

Of course, but Bob's death didn't feel unearned like this. I don't care about Alexei and I don't remember how he died.

his thumb looks like a dick

season finales only count these days if omg somebody dies!!!! and the duffs are too precious with their main cast

it probably would have worked better if they didn't give Eddie the most badass and memorable moment of the finale while Steve/Nancy/Lesbian spent it tied to a wall

Eleven's small feet.

Very based. I wish you good luck for your travels

I don't even want to watch now that I know the true villain all along has been some retarded human turned into a cheap rubber costume.

Too pure for this world

Who died in season 1?

Yeah, from a script writing point of view it's a clever way of keeping the stakes high by showing that any character can die, but they have done it so much the trick is getting old.

now that Vol. 2 has taken this show to another level of bad, propose shitpost tier ST5 plotlines that will generate the most keks
>Vecna will coerce Will into doing his bidding by threatening to out him as a homo to the party.

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I too watched beerfest

Holy based

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also notice they're always white males ^_^

Good luck. You leave behind a troons world.

Robin being forced to do (straight) porn to make ends meet.

amazing improv skills

>George, help!
It was improvised by Caleb

wasn't he trying to distract the bat monsters so they didn't eat Steve and the others

Holy shit, the original cast is so fucking ugly. Thank fucking god Sadie came in the next season

yeah

Holy shit emmy time.

Barb

>Vecna will coerce Will into doing his bidding by threatening to out him as a homo to the party.
That would be a hilarious plot to a horror/comedy movie.

Hopefully facial abuse, to make it worse, really torture her. Make her swallow that long thin purple one like a drain snake

My favorite way to get a woman to fuck me is to show her a B-horror movie

Reminder that Vecna didn't get to pop Max's eyes out so she won't even be blind lol

Robin getting beat up then raped by a man she rejected