/brit/

Yeah you give off virgin vibes to your colleagues that's why they're always asking you about gfs and family they're just taking the piss

going to visit oliver cromwells house find this helmet and sniff it

god this weeks gone so slow

Well what shall I do instead then?

it sometimes shows
maybe not virginity per se but lack of experience with women
you see men really change after having sex for the first time

This didn't happen.

giwtwm

>We're going to be alright after all Jimmy
>That nice Betty Truss lady is paying our bills and allow us to pay the money off over 20 years
>Joke's on her, we'll be well dead by then

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actually my colleagues never ask at all probably because they already know its a dead end conversion

any progressives they lose they'll more than make up for with sensible centrist dads in peterborough and cambridgeshire, etc

don't know why anyone tries winning the vote fo the blue haired freaks merely because they're loud on twitter
the more those people hate you the better your electoral chances

sounds horrible, glad ill never be having sex

After this I showed them all my frog pictures and they were VERY impressed.

then you woke up and had pissed the sheets again, rorke

I think this tbqh. I'd look quite frankly ridiculous with a load of little black kids with afros as a pasty white blonde fella

J-Corbz leaving I imagine.

I have the bouncy walk that virgins have and I am indeed a virgin. From my walk alone, people can tell I have never had sex.

The gf's mum is mixed race and calls herself half caste, she's not even 50 yet

they're flocking to the new diverse conservative party

>it's not even wednesday yet
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

Can't imagine having a black child, wouldn't feel like yours.

based purity ring wearing virgin strider

find this hard to believe

ARE KEMI IS INTERNATIONAL TRADE SECRETARY

>I have the bouncy walk that virgins have

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he's upset a few wildebeest with this one

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>bouncy walk
what the fuck are you talking about

poor old mrs faggot, she cant even read her ruddy bill!

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It's just the far left leaving now Corbyn is gone.

Screaming imagining you bouncing round

times slowing down
somethings wrong with the matrix

They're not always asking and I get on well with most people.
Yeah probably. I always go quiet when sex is brought up.

damn she's already put in place trade embargoes with any and all nations that recognise more than 2 genders sheesh

Thought that was a virgin islands flag, shame really

hag

>not even 50 yet
i.e she's approaching 50
i.e she's ancient

because loads of people joined in 2019 to vote in the leadership election then left when their 1 year membership ended

If you don’t know what that is, there’s a more than good chance you have it…

BOUNCY bouncy BOUNCY bouncy

naaa na na na na naaaaaa

BOUNCY bouncy BOUNCY bouncy

naaa na na na na naaaaaa

BEASTED

Stick at it mate you can do it

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I just reduced it though and am coughing

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Been having that, yes. I have both the improvement and the feeling weird.

I'm a virgin and my gait is fast long legged stride.

*bouncy walks into the thread*

Alri lads

The taxpayer funded my large halloumi wrap with a side of chips and curry sauce yesterday
Only thing that my £10 civil service evening meal allowance would cover, doesn't quite stretch to anything that isn't runtslop fast food
(Not that I was complaining, it was quite nice - thanks Mr. Taxpayer)

pet nigger passed away last night

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kek wtf is the beast a tory

the asperger's walk

if you ever meet someone with asperger's, watch how they walk. They have a sort of 'bounce' to their step where they bob up and down

Mark is married to his first cousin. He only found out years into the marriage, and kept it going

What do you lot do when you’re posting on /brit/? Do you just sit there refreshing? Are you doing something else? Do you just pop on now again? Would be interesting to know

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wasnt funny the first time sheamus

Struggling?

Simply imagine if things were good.

been doing smelly poos all day

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Now THIS is me.

Thanks laddo, I have halfed it in the past two weeks. Longer spaces between fags and fewer fags.

>Rt Hon
that short for rite hongry?

Keep that to yourself, we’ve nothing to cheer after the weekend.

Watch marvel films

How much tax do you pay? I'm almost at 20k a year

you're welcome

>bouncy virgin walk
ktim!!
not even a virgin and I still have it

eh In for a penny

I usually have several other tabs open.