Your in a bar

>your in a bar
>this guy comes over and slaps your girlfriends ass
wdyd?

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I make him clean up that dirty ass pool. Look at all of that debris in there, yuck.

Deadname him

This

>You will never be a man Ellen
>Commits 41% later

Yepp

Ask her if she even felt it

Sorry, sir. The minimum height requirement is 5'6".

Is her armpit hairy?

Rape. Would be the closest i ever get to fucking ellen page so why not?

I bitch slap her so hard that months of HRT gear up in reverse and she turns into a bountiful big boobed bimbo

Imagine martyring yourself for free speech and leaving a platform forever over a tweet this shitty lmao

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He's on male hormones and therefore very agressive, provoke him into attacking you first and them wipe the floor with his weak ass. It was self-defence against a legal male so even if you cripple it you won't be guilty.

Punch him so hard in the stomach his fake abs burst

Doe (s)he like tomboy girls or flamboyant men?

rape

Pride is a sin

cope and seethe
dilate

grab her by the pussy

There's nothing of value or worth defending there, he's just being an asshole. It is really a hill worth dying on?

he's 5'2 and like 80 lbs

Didn't expect to ever thank him, but..
Thank you David Cage for putting a full bodied nude peak Ellen model in your shitty game

Honestly, yeah. This social contagion has to be stopped somewhere, sometime. It’s ensnared too many weak minded young people already.