User so you know how to use 3 shells, right?

user so you know how to use 3 shells, right?

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No, stop laughing at me and tell me how

Yes I shove them down her throat so she dies from internal bleeding

They're meant to be pressed in the right order which starts the bidet.
How do people not know this?

It's amazing how accurate this movie was for what liberal America will be like
>violent thugs
>homeless towns under society
>corporations wning the government
>women arrive when you clap the shells so you can shit in their mouths

Truly amazing

that was peak SJ, solid 10/10

lel

I use a shit stick

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she was never attractive

why so mean

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Mellow greetings user, what seems to be your boggle?

Be well

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Close, but each shell does something different. One flushes, one turns on the bidet and one turns of the blow dryer

>the only restaurant is Taco Bell
>the toilet has needlessly complex barriers to use

Send me to the sewers to live with Denis Leary so I can just eat burgers and wipe my ass with paper.

I'll never not be sad that her only nude scene is so shit.

>liberal america
I was about to yell at you but then I realize that yeah, this is actually what liberals want, and the conflation of "liberal" with "all left-leaning ideology" doesn't change that yeah, this is what liberals and moderates want.

Yeah I totally recall the modern US being clean, sexless, and getting fined for swears. Where cops don't shoot anyone and there's no guns

yeah

Liberals and moderates in the west are all right wing, stupid fuck burgoid mutt. Left doesn't exist outside prissy university professors and powerless radicals in their 20s because 'the left' lost

rat burgers

That was the exact point I was making. I'm not American btw, American ideology has poisoned all global discourse because of borderline imperialist cultural exports ;)

>Prime Sandra Bullock will never demonstrate the shells for you.

I always assumed it was a shit stick with the end being a close seashell that squirts in ur crack like a bidet. I wouldn't think they had gorilla shits seeing they way they all eat. The 3rd seashell ruined my theory. Fuck you movies

Apparently I read your post wrong

Sad but true.

kill yourself