It was a fire hazard edition
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It was a fire hazard edition
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I have an announcement to make, but I think I'll wait until next thread.
It was a Hazard
What are we drinking tonight?
Be logical. Stop the chudposting.
Nice mustache.
>Computer, recreate the ancient Earth motion picture "2 Girls, 1 Cup" replacing the participants with Nurse Christine Chapel circa 2259 and Captain Angel.
>PROGRAM COMPLETE. PLAY WHEN READY.
>Mmmmmmmmm yeaaaaa boi, I know what I'm wanking off to tonight!
>Commander, I ORDER you to blow it out
It is honestly terrifying to me that someone can dedicated all day to attention whoring in /trek/ for years and not have any other hobbies or interests. Even Data made weird art and bad poetry and would sometimes date emotionally vulnerable ensigns. He would spend his nights listening to the complete works of eight different composers at the same time.
Even a complete retard like Barclay was able to overcome his holodeck addiction.
Imagine Data spending two entire seasons larping about being a tranny who was beat by his dad on an anime forum. Would you still care about him as a character?
>computer, initiate program Deanna hentai 90210
>increase size of Deanna to 7 ft
>add the girls from 2 girls 1 cup
>disable safety protocols
>lock the doors
Ugh, it reminds me of that weenie version of Kirk's brother in SNW
Best girl saying "Hi".
Her smile looks familiar.
>>mfw watching new star trek show on paramount plus after having amazing sex with my beautiful transgender girlfriend
Do you guys think the mods should ban /trek/ like they did to /got/? /trek/ is just discord drama and other off-topic discussion these days. It's way worse than off-season /got/
What's a good trek episode for a schizo that begs for attention from strangers on the internet
LOW / SNW crossover when?
I have some other interests and zero other hobbies thank you.
Life Line
I want to inseminate captain Janeway
Link your discord.
Probably never cuz the LOW showrunner is a chud.
Move Along Home
This thread needs some Garak. Posting Garak. FOR CARDASSIA!!!!!!!!!!!
He's anti-abortion, pro white.
/trek/ is basically 3 shitposters and a few other people that get drowned out.
I don't get the appeal of spending 18 hours a day posting /trash/-tier garbage off cooldown but that's how it is.
>You will never eat Nurse Chapel's shit
That’s a great episode.
Discord posting should be a capital offense
Eat shit.
at least it's content
We should force tripposting
He didn't want to make Mariner gay. He just wanted to waifu his character that he based off his sister.
Uhura could give out the blowjob to end all blowjobs with those DSLs
Box wine, off topic posting, and weed count as hobbies.
>he didn’t want
He wrote the episode, idiot.
allamaraine my dude
Is it pro or anti nu trek?
Why you know its the dumbass triangle from the Iphone file number
Uhhh Stella Rosa comes in a bottle thank you very much.
It's not a star trek discord.
Anyone seen that new Trek vidya?
Resurgence?
It looks rough, but if they can actually make a good interactive trek, then I'm all for it.
I wish it was. I'm really bad at this shit. I don't know why people want me to do it.
>robot knows I'm a jazz man
>shows up and sings bing crosby lounge shit
Are you challenging me
I will rip your arm off again motherfucker
Poster IDs would benefit Any Forums, forcing tripcodes would not.
Oh-oh-oh-oh, little China Girl
Oh-oh-oh-oh, little China Girl
I could escape this feeling with my China Girl
I feel a wreck without my little China Girl
I hear her heart beating loud as thunder
Saw the stars crashing
I'm a mess without my little China Girl
Wake up in the mornings, where's my little China Girl?
I hear her hearts beating loud as thunder
I saw the stars crashing down
I'm feeling tragic like I'm Marlon Brando
When I look at my China Girl
I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I look at my China Girl
I stumble into town just like a sacred cow
Visions of swastikas in my head, plans for everyone
It's in the white of my eyes
My little china girl
You shouldn't mess with me
I'll ruin everything you are
You know, I'll give you television
I'll give you eyes of blue
I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
And when I get excited
My little China Girl says
Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
She says... shh
She says... shh
She says...
And when I get excited
My little China Girl says
Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
And when I get excited
My little China Girl says
Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
She says... shh
She says...
Oh-oh-oh-oh, little China Girl
Oh-oh-oh-oh, little China Girl
Oh-oh-oh-oh, little China Girl
Oh-oh-oh-oh, little China Girl
The child’s are making death threats call the FBI
>>!!!!
It looks terrible but has a cute trill in it so I'm down.
Chuds* the CHUDS* make death threats
This.
>force tripposting
Fuck off.
>Poster IDs
Double fuck off.
Poster IDs, randomly assigned names, and a notice if the poster was banned somewhere else. Total transparency.
>Tripposting
YEE HAW!
Kekold. Good one Seth