/brit/

mad how this actually happened to larry david

It causes nothing but problems everywhere it goes though so no it’s not

parents are going grey lads

Attached: images.png (205x246, 4.79K)

Teetotallers are the most consistently happy which is all that matters

Time to filter the Islam chap I believe

FOLC

really debating wether or not I should go for a pack of fags

Just thought, i reckon with absolute certainty one of them Jamie Bulger killers has posted here.

Chapter 26: ALLAH'S MESSENGER (MAY PEACE AE UPON HIM) HAD A WHITE ELEGANT FACE

Attached: harazim al-pottul.jpg (500x524, 30.92K)

Attached: 822ad87d469cc243f121f00499d4a2fda5048b4d.jpg (1193x1280, 207.46K)

doing research

Attached: 20220906_135354.jpg (1080x958, 178.74K)

>I know you're reading this. I love you
luv u 2

I’ve been teetotal for a couple of months now and I feel miserable and bored as fuck. Wasn’t a binge drinker but often enjoyed a bit of rum and Coke (yeh I’m a bender) on some nights. Thought giving it up would improve things like people say but it’s actually not

Just saw the first long one of my own. Not a big deal

Attached: IMG_20220906_204834540.jpg (4000x3000, 3.35M)

Attached: 20220906_130051.jpg (828x891, 77.59K)

Saw a beautiful milf in my gym today. One of the best arses I've seen in my gym

Thoughts on Penguins?

Nice

>Inb4 that's a man

Don't care

No he doesn't
You can't prove shit

teetotalism only helps full blown alcoholics at risk of losing livers or lives

so you're saying she's built for bbc?

Not as good as Tim-Tams

Most of Britain spoke Gaelic until the Saxons conquered the Eastern coast and wiped out the language everywhere but Scotland

RIP Pat Stay

Got you, yer days are numbered, freak

Not as good as twix

when i'm living with my family i rarely drink
when i'm on my own i drink every other day

i don't feel i'm addicted it's just boredom really

What a deal

>go to toilberg
>get an hour for lunch, so need to spend it wisely
>12pm arrives
>go to local Tesco to get a meal deal
>there's a queue of about 8 people
>all middle aged women who obviously don't work, and pensioners
>wait for ages
>finally only one person in front of me
>"hiya, can I get green rizlas, 2 number 10 scratchcards and 1 number 8 scratchcard?"
>55 year old 75 IQ Tesco woman takes 5 minutes to find everything

Fuck off. Nothing pisses me off more than having to wait for other people who are addicted to smoking and gambling and use my tax money to inconvenience me.

More like Pat Leave, now he’s dead.

Yeh big fan of em 2bh.
Characters

Attached: 0C1D4FAE-C230-450A-9B49-7E8CEEF23E83.jpg (923x638, 49.06K)

youtu.be/FT5WnV4sL1M

yeah they're alri

pingu!

Uncastrated boar that doesn't do the business probably. They usually just get necked.

What stupid country in world sing an anthem asking to God save an useless person?

Banger

youtu.be/egdwy_Z4k1E

I don't drink alcohol. Never got the appeal and when I tried it I disliked it.
I may be a kissless handholdless virgin but at least I'm nice and healthy.

If you're teetotal you won't risk getting drunk and trying to get off with your sister while attempting to rub her vag, ruining your relationship forever

>he doesnt adhere to Anstie's Limit

Attached: farage smoking jacket.png (402x413, 314.56K)

Big fan of pensioners me. I want to rattle everyone around me just by existing when I am old too

Attached: file.jpg (550x535, 48.01K)

Kwasi Kwarteng officially confirmed as chancellor.

Autismo?

NEED a NatSoc gf

Attached: 1632.webm (480x854, 1.47M)

You again? Genuinely no idea what flag that is or what anthem you have. Do you have one?

>middle-eastern mutt
>natsoc
cringey simp mong

No, why do people keep calling me autistic?

delusional

>'As strong as the storm will be, Britain is stronger': New PM Liz Truss warns 'it won't be easy' but vows to tackle energy crisis with £90bn bailout, cut taxes and fix NHS so EVERYONE can see GP

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11185873/Liz-Truss-warns-vital-time-country-Downing-Street-speech.html

There's an entire continent full of untouched oil and gas.
There's an entire continent devoid of human population.
Bloody mental.
If climate change does make the world burn and flood, at least Antarctica should warm up enough to be liveable.

does ur gf know that you post here

because they're bullies and cowards who try to feel better than their peers by dragging em down

Lizzy is not useless THOUGH

because you give off massive autism vibes

I can't remember the last white Chancellor. I think it was George Osbourne

mummy may mummy may make nasty liz truss go away!!!

rainberg finally deciding to put the effort in

Think you might need a second opinion

you're using capital letters and fullstops on the chon

porn is satanic and lust is the expression of demonic control
im on day 3 nofap and hope I never touch my willy in a sexual way ever again

She's absolutely right though. It's another nothingburger that Mumsnet has gone hysterical over.

we're so fucked

Jews aren’t white

Feel pity for clogwog posting here all day every day.

ring piece is very itchy lads

corr

youtube.com/watch?v=ifwkKVZZEwQ

>THOUGH

Attached: file.png (434x533, 48.21K)

It's how white people communicate.

Hammond

>It's another nothingburger
alri give me £90bil

I remember when the chancellor Osbourne was fighting spiderman. Those were the times

ah so you're autistic, racist, and a virgin, classic combo right there

>Jews aren’t white

Attached: Asghar.jpg (729x433, 93.61K)

Would you eat my burger even though it looks like literal shit? Be honest please

Attached: 1662230596535139.jpg (4032x3024, 2.08M)

You’re coming here, day after day, saying the same things. That’s very autistic.

had some layoffs at toil recently
yanks can get terminated instantly
UK employees have to go through a months long process not knowing whether they will or will not get terminated
think i'd prefer the former 2bh

Attached: Fb71zdYWAAEGvde.jpg (749x1038, 131.84K)

Histrionic women will do that.

Leave the penguins to live in peace is my counter argument

>2 white women PM and Deputy PM

ummmm where. is. the. diversity?

Not drinking doesn't make you autistic. Plenty of autistic people drink alcohol.
As for being a virgin, again that's just because I struggle with shyness and other traits which inhibit it.

My Mums a teacher and her school have already asked all teachers to keep energy use to a minimum, including keeping lights off permanently. Literally third world tier.

the diversity is in the BBC cum in their white cunts

Don't eat meat so no

And you're illiterate. I think I've the better deal.

wow it was 2019

yes

Attached: file.jpg (512x512, 26.77K)

>im on day 3 nofap

Attached: Screenshot_82.jpg (600x600, 32.74K)

might get a bag of finest triple choc cookies

Attached: 9porqjxhetu51.jpg (1732x2048, 136.25K)

Gives you ample opportunity to find a new job rather than suddenly being forced to take the first job offer you can get for fear of becoming homeless.

Trust Dr. /brit/ you're a Sperg.

what she needs to fix is the ambulance wait times

Yeah some people just love being cunts. Bizarre really.

that sounds terrible

fat cunt
maybe you shouldn't

poor old lass
bet shes sick of all this

Attached: Screenshot 2022-09-06 at 19.08.18.jpg (1294x1210, 343.84K)

THIS FAGGOT IS SPAMMING THIS SHIT EVERYHWERE
he's just jealous of my burger lmao

autistic cope

Get them Jaffa cake Krispy Kreme donuts instead and let me know if they’re worth buying

Nicely dressed

maybe you should fuck off

>Raab Saab replaced by a chinless gormless mong

worst hangover you’ve had lads?

You should be ashamed

Depends. I don't enjoy the effect of alcohol, and it's so expensive I don't get why people do it all the time.

>rather than suddenly being forced to take the first job offer you can get for fear of becoming homeless.
they get full pay until the end of the year regardless

I'm being mean for your own good
so you don't die young lad x

Hi,

I've been in the shop a few times to look at books and have even bought a few -
I've also checked online to see the prices of some of what I got; almost always the prices were much higher. I think it was pretty obvious that the books would be less expensive when it's for charity. But the price difference is so high, the entire bundle cost less than what would have been recovered from selling a single one of four of the books that had been bought together. I think that you can get much more for these books (most of them are in great condition while others which have wear could still go for much more than they do in-store at yours) to raise for your cause and I would like to offer my ability to help you with doing that. This would include helping in the store if that would help too, and if you're accepting and have the time to train new volunteers at the moment.

Most of the books I like to buy are Disney - and, when I'm done with those, I would either do it myself, or ask the person I gave them to, if the books can't be given (back) to a charity so they can re-enter circulation properly.

Attached: random_1.png (644x584, 203.21K)

K W A S I
W
A
S
I