Loves like kino-inspired food menus is back on the menu boys. What should I get at my local IHOP this morning?

Loves like kino-inspired food menus is back on the menu boys. What should I get at my local IHOP this morning?

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IHOP is gross. Why didn't you go to waffle house?

American food is disgusting.

where are the prices

>1800 cal dinner

american cuisine

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anything but that awful looking banana pancake monstrosity

The ham and eggs combo, is that fried slices of reformed ham?

I already got the banana milkshake and the cinnaminions and they were pretty good

Jesus Christ, that runt rubbing chocolate on himself looks like a fucking optical illusion.

He’s gotten more action than you.

Just get 3 milkshakes and you don't have to eat for the rest of the day

Everything in America is reconstituted goyslop

Don't forget the high fructose corn syrup that they put in everything, and they've even trained the Americans to defend that practice

As if. My dick has more girth than those pins he calls arms.

>watch cooking recipes online
>american chef starts adding shit like corn syrup, 'liquid smoke', msg

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You choose one, then add the sausages and eggs, final prices are listed after the calorie count. Retails for about $10-11 Ameribucks not counting tax and tip.

>hicks
I hate hillbillies so much bros. My cousins from Pensacola always called me a sissy faggot because I didn't play ball like them in high school. Plus I couldn't do anything about it because they were all 6'2 above and ripped in a skinny fat way .

get a gru's evil steakburger for me plz!!

>I can't control how much I eat because there's corn syrup! HELP ME, NIGGERMAN!

>See Menu For Price
>you're reading the menu

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coastal urban wokenecks are so much worse, trust me

are there any cook books based on movies? i know that there are some based on books and video games

liquid smoke is completely safe, and msg is just seaweed salt