I WILL AVENGE YOU FATHER

I WILL AVENGE YOU FATHER
I WILL SAVE YOU MOTHER
I WILL BOMB AT THE BOX OFFICE

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shut up..

hail odiin

I saw the movie and liked it, but did they really think this would make money? Why did they let Eggers spend so much money?

God, I hate the normals for doing this to me and my people. Democrats are the real racists. You say wakanda forever and everybody cheers. You say we die and go to Valhalla and everybody yells you that you are a racist. Odin must cleanse these lands of the normals.

I found the dialogue pretty weird at times

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Kek

Oh no!
The Northman Extended Universe is DOA!

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>You say we die and go to Valhalla and everybody yells you that you are a racist. Odin must cleanse these lands of the normals.

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It was only $90 million, if you had asked an exec they probably would have thought it could rake in like $150-200 million at the box office.

I WILL UNKEK YOU FATHER
I WILL RAPE YOU MOTHER
I WILL KILL YOU NIGGER

Isn't this a little heavy handed? What was the point of this film? To smother you in over the top Nordism?

kekius maximus

This movie will remain forever in our hearts while the rest of the world just waits for the next mcu product.

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Damn thought they spent like 150 or something retarded yet it couldn't even break 100 million...

the mother was the real villain, whether Amleths dad really did or did not do that stuff doesn't matter, she manipulated his brother into killing him

I like the mcu too

Amleth
Amlet H
H Amlet
Hamlet

BRAVO EGGERSSSSS

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this movie was uninspired garbage with the exception of the kino last five minutes

wtf... can shakespeare sue?

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Almost as if Shakespeare based Hamlet on Amleth legend retard

Yes. Yes, it was. I don't give a fuck about Nordshit in general but this was a nice concentrated dose.