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Favorite orc kill?
where did they poop?
where would the sewer flow?
realistically there'd be a massive, putrid cess pool that would be spreading out from the base of the city
imagine if you were there, haha.
imagine swimming in elf girl poop
i guess there's a reason gandalf was rushing there
The guy who jihads himself to break the defenses of Helm’s Deep.
SARUMAN OF THE RAINBOW FLAG
What did Saruman promise him?
72 elven virgins.
Why didnt Legolas do this more often
WE AIN'T HAD NOTHING BUT SHART WARS THREADS FOR THREE STINKING WEEKS
For me, Legolas standing alone on the hill, shooting at the oncoming Wargs is more impressive than any other bullshit he did in the rest of the series
Literally what he is in the books
Now show the way he mounts the horse 2 seconds later
Saruman the Proud
>We must join the Pride Parade, Gandalf. It would be brave and powerful, my friend.
I refuse. Although apparently it was supposed to be practical wirework originally; Bloom broke his ribs previously so he couldn't do the stunt. They just asked him to jump in place and the CGI team took it from there.
>Legolas is easily hitting the ropes of siege-ladders with arrows
>suddenly can’t put one in this guy’s head
He choked
He looks fabulous
Why not sell the Ring?
It was a gift. Rude