>McClowsky, in my office, now!
McClowsky, in my office, now!
Brandon Hernandez
Adam Gomez
tums festival
Juan Martinez
your mum is a loose cannon on muh dick huehuehue got em
Brandon King
But not you, you're smart
Ryan Morris
In a minute sarge. I'm clutching
Nathan Lewis
>the mayor's got his fist rammed so far up my butt that my neck looks like it's airing an episode of Oobi. Look it up you goddamn ingrate!
William Campbell
>*slams vanilla folder on the desk*
>I've got the DAs cock so far up my ass he's playing xylophone on my front teeth!
Jose Lewis
>Well, for starters I think we should reroute the circuitry, then I'll take a look at the capacitor and if all else fails I can just do a complete reboot of the system. It might take a while... but I think I can get an uplink to the mainframe too...
Adam Jones
Unrelated but what is the point of talking to girls when they’re talking to 20 other guys at the same time
And even if you managed to get one, they would eventually leave you and cuck you like they always do
What’s the point of life if I’ll never have a loving, loyal girl
Xavier Thompson
why are you asking this here
also i hope you die alone, you deserve to
Tyler Jones
>Alright, but I'm warning you, cap, if you try to violate my second amendment rights and take away my gun I WILL shoot you
Anthony King
>Do you have any idea how much your little stunt is gonna cost the department?
Evan Moore
>vanilla folder
kek
Anthony Wright
Dominic Hernandez
kmao
Lincoln Phillips
>rosenberg, I am afraid the circumcision has already been done
Ethan Sanders
>Who cares, cap, we make our own funding with writing traffic tickets and asset forfeiture
Christopher Murphy
I DON’T UNDERSTAND ALL THAT NERDY SHIT ALL I WANNA KNOW IS CAN IT BE DONE?!
Bentley White
>two minutes capn
WE DONT HAVE TWO MINUTES
Anthony Lee
What's the point of applying to a job if it's being watched by 20+ applicants?
Samuel Jackson
>Hand in your badge
>AND your other badge
Isaac Young
Did you just try to mix an Irish and Polish name?
Leo Lewis
Incel logic. Why can’t I just be shitty at everything and still get rewarded?
Cooper Hernandez
>Quite frankly, detective, I don't give a fuck if you're a mick, a pollack or a fucking Martian, I just want you to close this case and to do it by the goddamn book.
Andrew Jones
25% Irish, 25% Polish, 12,5% Italian, 12,5% Puerto Rican, 12,5% British, 6,25% German, 6,25% Native American
The average United Statian
Easton Price
I always think those obviously mixed culture last names are funny. Like Martinezberg