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Literally posted the troon's location and asked locals to go round and neck it.

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I did avoid socialising for many years. I also have no friends left. The older I got the more I felt embarrassed about my virginity. I still do but not as much embarrassed as miserable now.

I did go to the pub with some people from work recently and it was OK but I still feel awful around people when relationships get brought up. I just can't ever imagine finding a woman who actually is attracted to me, or getting into a relationship.

My problem isn't being ugly but shyness, a lack of confidence, and obviously no ability to flirt with or seduce a woman.

*freezes time*
*farts in everyone's faces*
*unfreezes time*

says the threads very own e-civpolicem*n

Reckon Boris left his massive morning dump in the Downing Street bogs for Liz to find later?

NEW

spin the wheel, /brit/

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>dox trans people

Yeah those evil runts doxxing people who willingly put their personal info on all their public profiles

she'll probably think it's kwasi's bbc and start sucking it haha

cope more hateful fascist, your side LOST

Well it's a moot point now anyway. The virgin freaks little board is history.

have some soldering irons coming soon next month

feeling a bit personally attacked are you lad?

>I did avoid socialising for many years. I also have no friends left. The older I got the more I felt embarrassed about my virginity.
you have to forget about the past and build up social circles and go out as if you're not a lonely loser
before you know it, you actually know a couple of people and go to parties
>I did go to the pub with some people from work recently and it was OK but I still feel awful around people when relationships get brought up
that's good, make sure you join them as much as possible
>the topic
who cares, just say you're single right now

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was originally created to fuck with chris chan. poetic how the site goes down right as he does

no. would you revel in the fact? thats a crime. i think theyd have your badge taken away here for this. then you wouldnt be so high and powerful with your own self-titles no more, would you?

no idea what ur talking about if im being honest but willing to entertain you out of boredom aha x

Love seeing people try to reason with 26virge before inevitably giving up

riiiiiight

>go out as if you're not a lonely loser
Don't know what to do. Most of my interests are solitary things. Also it takes me a long time to open up to people and I don't drink alcohol.
>just say you're single right now
I do but I always answer that. Every time I'm asked if I have a girlfriend my stomach churns and I just say "no". Hate it.

Not wearing any undies so my farts feel like poo wafting right up my nostrils

>order dominos
>it’s BOGOF
>get free pizza to save for later
>order a cheeky wrap for £2 as well
>they ring me up and say wraps are sold out
>ask if I can have large wings instead
>guys says np
>end up with free pizza and tons of wings for extra £2

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some absolute BINT drove her trolley into my leg and snapped my sandal now its loose fuck sake

Sooner that lad realises he's never getting any fanny, the better.

Grow up then

6’5 and 17 stone, looking swole, confidence through the roof knowing I could batter 99% of the population

>Most of my interests are solitary thing
so not ALL of them are
focus on those and go do things with and around people
stop making excuses

Chatting up 40 something single mummys again

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i vil /vot fi/vd ovt wv-vt v visv is

*jiggles your belly*

James Cleverly is going to be the British Obama
He will be PM in a few years
Mark my words

she's a bit of a munter, honestly

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Yet youte the one who gets bullied. Amusing, no?

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i've been lifting for a year and i can't even do 60kg yet, it's over, might have to hop on gear

i vil go svil tv vvstrvliv v/vd SVIL

>to save for later
Keep telling yourself that lad. We all know it's going straight down the hatch as soon as you finish the first one.

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Remember when the chancellor was a white man? Feels so long ago.

britishers never recovered

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they sell that tomato ketchup they use in the takeaway shops in lidl now. i think it tastes pretty good. the pizzas and things ALWAYS taste better from a takeaway even than that of HEINZ

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what is this from anyway

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*waves my badge in your face and does a little dance*
yeh?? what now

does Truss not realise how bad it looks making the man she's rumoured to have had multiple affairs with her number two in government?
fucking hell you can imagine the blacked memes already of Truss with Cleverly and Kwarteng standing behind her

cate blanchett is a munter too so she fits the role quite nicely

keepokappapeepopopcorno

imdb.com/title/tt8178634/

Amer had his own thread on KiwiFarms. He made it. The rest of you wannabe personality losers never did.

he made his own kiwifarms thread?

fuck thought it must've been from a curry advert or something

only the pooiest of niggers

mad how we could fix the union jack and absolute ourselves of our colonial wrongdoings by just putting a big bbc on our flag
just right there in the middle. a bbc. england, scotland, ni, and a bbc

It’s never crossed my mind because I don’t have a fixation on race

don't get the point of monzo

ich will

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>It’s never crossed my mind because I don’t have a fixation on race
Remarkably few functional people do

he's histrionic enough to

>is a Scot
LOOOOOOL the Scotch getting the blame

overpopulation is the worst thing about this country

mad how i get warmed for talking about having a tug, but this is somehow alright

imagine being sociopathic enough to use a site like this, and i thought i was a cunt for being a 4channer

a scotsman walks into a bar.
he says to the bartender "i'd just like a wee drink, laddie"
the bartender looks at him a bit mystified, but decides to comply. he pisses in a pint glass and hands it to the Scotsman.

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>imagine being sociopathic enough to use a site like this
Any Forums-gateway mong
Any Forumstards know

bumhole

a blind man walks into a bar
and a table
and a chair

and if you dont know, now you know, nigga

Funny how Phil Schofield announced he's a battymans RIGHT when it was gonna come out he'd be noncing