The only Kevin Smith kino

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so... the old dude just had sexual feeling for the walrus because it saved him???

I’m gonna put the sheeny curse on you

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Uhhh did you not hear the 3 minute monologue Parks goes off on talking about being raped and abused in an orphanage? The guy was a psycho who only ever bonded with a walrus.

>asking logical questions
>not just enjoying the Parks and Depp kino
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So this movie is just a corny knockoff of Human Centipede

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Clerks 3 will be kino, calling it now

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Cronenberg is the only director that does credible body horror.

does this faggot ever not make that stupid face

That garbage was disgusting and tasteless. At least in Tusk you have Michael Parks beautifully narrating the carnage and giving Hemingway anecdotes along the way.

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>narration and Hemingway anecdotes
So yeah, it is a corny ripoff

This movie is genuinely terrifying and everyone is too busy forcing themselves to think it's silly instead of giving it a chance

it's really fucked up

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He looked better when he was fat.

>kino

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Why did Kevin Smith become a soi consoomer?

Explain why you find it terrifying

The scene where Long discovers his amputated leg is a legitimate WTF horror moment.

He used to. Crimes Of The Future was meh, Mml. Seydoux's glorious tits aside.

is referring to

>Human Centipede
>disgusting and tasteless
i wish tom sixx got more credit for the work he put into all of them. one and two were a product of their time

Because I'm very good at watching movies empathetically instead of skeptically

Imagine if you actually got fucking rearranged into a walrus