>hinge entire operation of state-of-the-art dinosaur theme park on one guy
>don't pay him
Hinge entire operation of state-of-the-art dinosaur theme park on one guy
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It was a different time
It was a passion project
>nerdy character
>can him nerdry
BRAVO SPEILBERG
It was hinged on the system he was contracted to build. He was there fixing bugs, not running it. He was paid the agreed on amount, I’m sorry he has money problems, but they are his money problems.
"Thanks, Dad"
His workstation was a mess, as a boss I would've paid him even less if I could
Our lives were in his hands and he had butterfingers.
actually auctioned his salary
where other programmers were bidding high prices for their salary
ned thought he'd put something low, saying the job would be easy
found out it wasn't easy
just look it up lol
FAGSON
WE GOT FAGSON OVER HERE
see nobody cares
>we see Nedry with an eye patch and cybernetic enhancements
>"I'm here for my revenge....DAD!"
>camera pans slowly to reveal the brain of Hammond in a jar voiced by Bob Odenkirk with a British accent
>the jar is slowly lowered into the body of a T-Rex with gorilla arms
>"as you can see...I spared no expense "
>JURASSIC WORLD:REVENGEANCE
He was totally unappreciated in his time. They were gonna run the whole park in that room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight connection machines and debug two million lines of code for what he bid for that job?
He was getting paid in exposure.
>IT was the one area he spared the expense
He agreed to the chilli and seeb ass sign on bonus.
Based on these threads ive actually been considering making a comic where Nedry survived the attack and goes on a revenge mission to hunt and kill all Dilos
Please do it. Please.
nedry's soda stutter speech is unironically how I sound to others during my morning standup
>I uhhh exported that uhhh fbx so yeah I did that and I uhhh overwrote the old one so that the uhh um the new one is there instead and now im uhh moving onto the next thing the next thing im supposed to work on ill do it and if you need me to uhh do something else i can i can jump onto that instead and yeah
Kino, fund it.
This would unironically have been a more respectful sequel than the jurrasic world films
For me it inserting "ya know" after every other word. I talk like a fucking rat bastard. I hate it.
what a complete slob!
Thanks god you don't run Dinosaur park. You people never learn.