Wes Anderson is 53 years old

>Wes Anderson is 53 years old

How the fuck does he do it bros? He looks like a teenager.

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>38 years old

How the FUCK does she do it?

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He visits France regularly to bathe in Roman Polanski's pool of children's blood.

2 tons of makeup

How do I get to bathe in or drink children's blood or whatever? Maybe it will help with my skin conditions.

Brain tells me this is a man for some reason

because it is

Never cut your hair too short, let it grow fairly long before cutting it again. Wash your face and use Biotin enriched shampoo and conditioner.

You dont, and youre on a list for requesting such information

>youre on a list
It's like that one Top Gear meme.

Your brain might be gay or something.

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The length you cut your hair makes zero difference you 2IQ moron

>How the FUCK does she do it?
Make up, evidently.

Can't I just mix eggs and milk and shit into my regular shampoo? I don't wanna spent 50 bucks on what's most likely a meme product.

Oh lmao, okay yea thats that tranny porn star ive jerked to fantasizing being (not fucking)

See you in 30 years, user when you have a big ol' bald spot on the back of your head.

Explain this one then, transphobes.

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Yea like everyone else, you aint immune nigger

$40 every 2 months for nice shampoo and conditioner is way cheaper than eggs these days, user.

Yo just slice my nose up to mismatch the rest of my man face

Creepy as shit. She looks like a fucking skin walker.