There is no escape

there is no escape

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just jump into your truck and drive like nigga wtf lmao

VGH, the most generic accent imaginable

Why would you want to?

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why would you want to escape GROSSDEUTSCHLAND?

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I'm leaving N*braska the minute my gf is done school. Either Alaska, Maine, northern Minnesota, or the UP.

There should be a Casey's and a Dollar General in this.

My opinion having lived there most of my life

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>mfw the entirety if the United States is surrounded by Inuits

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top right is true salt of the earth

Does anyone else think the midwesterners being friendly meme is bullshit? I find people here rude, uninviting, and cliqueish.

Why are there pieces of Minnesota and Michigan protruding out of Wisconsin like tumors?

>Illinois better than Missouri

You better stay on your side of the Mississippi, boy.

What makes Indiana shit?

Corn n Nascar

Based rust belter

Everyone hates missouri

They have a really annoying accent to other Americans. Sound like pseudo Canadians.
T. Mid-Atlantic

>that one purple square in Indiana
I found Gary, Indiana

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Illinois and Indiana are pretty much the same, 'cept the former has a nigger containment city by the name of Chicago. Southern Indiana has some nice caves to explore too

VGH, THE CONFEDERATE STRONGHOLD OF NEBRASKA

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Everybody in both the south and the midwest, it is an oddity.
I've been to four continents (though straya shouldn't count as they are just an island of British rednecks) and major metropolises in Europe, Africa, Central America, and the coastal shitholes of home. Nebraska really isn't bad, I keep returning.

There is no such thing as the mid Atlantic.
You are a transplant yankee faggot that needs to leave Maryland or Virginia. You will never be Virginian. You will never be a Marylander. You are a transient cosmopolitan with no ties to the land. You’re a parasite. Never ever disrespect my home ever again. It’s my home, not yours. You are a person who lives in Virginia, but you will never be Virginian.