4th of July special, and the last week of the season, edition.
Season 4 week 10, the final week, of The Last Drive-in is about to start.
Tonight's movie clue is
>Clues: One movie on this week's TheLastDriveIn is about an iconic hero who becomes a monster, and the other is about iconic monsters who become heroes.
>First film: The 1996 William Lustig 4th of July based horror film, Uncle Sam
>Second film:???
Get your popcorn, Lonestars, and chicken tendies ready mutants!
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I met Joe Bob at a convention last year.
He seems tired of life.
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based ernie baker
dont be sniffin around the widow
FUCK BLOW BOB! THIS IS A SVENTOONIE BOARD!
RENEWED FOR SEASON 2!
joe bob with the deep porn lore as always
Welcome friend. Nice to see you keeping the tradition.
i dont post in sven threads anymore just because of you btw
Go fuck a chicken
Last Thread cause i'm a fucking goof:
we need cluckable cities
Why does this kid have the shining?
Holy fuck, this guy kills everyone
lmao
>he touched me
blind kid- "whats happeneing"
classic
old guy - "im too old for this crap"
classic
really smooth plot progression here, just flows like latin poetry.
>I'm too old for this crap!
Chef, everyone
He might have just been tired. His meet and greets seems to be long as fuck and he is old as shit.
I met him during the Drive In Jamboree and he was a bit tired but super nice. For reference it was 90 some with 100% humidity and he did a signing for 4hrs outside, then performed for two hours, then went back to signing. He apparently didnt stop till 3am
LOL these parents do not give a f about their kid.
Saw him and Darcy at a con in Dallas. Too lazy to stand in the long ass line to meet him though. Dude must be like 6'5 or something.
those threads are lucky to get 50 posts now
sad
needs to buy more old man pills that are advertised to him all day long
We're now in a plucky comedy
is this a Stan Lee type situation where an elderly person is being abused and forced into working themselves to death?
This is comfy
I dont even think that would fix him. He is like 67, eats like dogshit (Cracker Barrel all the time), runs around the country doing his now 2 shows and meetings, and worst of all seems to spend a ton of time with Darcy.
Id be tired too
MAXIMUM BANG
Nah, he's just Texan
you think they could find a non-bogged mail girl
having a mutilated former porn star as a sidekick is not a good novelty
he seems less tired than me and im in my 20s
Darcy has bewitched him with her vile cooch and her insatiable desire for shitty movie commentary.
Damn, that was a short movie
I doubt it, when i met him he seemed tired but he was obviously enjoying it. He runs his "How Rednecks Saved Hollywood" by himself i believe and now he picked up a second show.
Id imagine any sort of tiredness is nothing compared to a few years before the first marathon where he couldnt afford bus fare.
You act like I wanted to watch Stranger Things instead. Don't be retarded.
It's fucked up. I like it.
(btw, love the azathoth reference Joe Bob just made)
right? imagine all of the actually attractive and fun women who would do this show for exposure and like... $20-30k a year lol
why settle for Darcy?
Did Darcy flirt with you at all? Is she as a big a whore as she looks?
it was cringe kino i dont even think they bothered with a plot
I can' help but feel like it was more of a Shudder executive decision. She seems to have gotten some connections.
try hanging a $5 bill on your belt in front of your dick
heard it works wonders on her kind
kek
Hope the second movie is good. I had to miss this one but its a Bill Lustig movie so I'm sure it was shit anyway.
But 4real. Do you guys think they fuck or have fucked??
It was super crowded so I didn't wait in line to meet her. Jenna Jameson was there as well and she had like no line, but meh.
you missed out bruv
I think the jew realized that the killer was too cool and had to put it in reverse real hard.
Did I just here get the cannon?? And this Uncle nephew dynamic is fucking legit.
lol conventions are so fucking depressing
i think joe bob is old enough to know better
i would hope so, at least
i'd rather shout and wave to joe bob and then go meet jenna lol
Who the fuck is Jenna Jameson
you have to be a millenial or older to post in a joe bob thread
With how much time they spend together it really makes you wonder.
Maniac is not that good and Maniac Cop is straight up garbage. I'm sure I didn't miss anything.
did the film crew just blow somebody's house up?
Fuck millennials they're all whiny pieces of shit
I'd imagine she smells and being exposed to that smell for so long would be a huge turnoff
>Maniac Cop is straight up garbage
to me its a undisputed classic
Its hard to say, on one hand they spend a ton of time together on the road including in the same hotel rooms
On the other she talks about him like he is her father
I didnt meet her but when she was at the Jamboree she was utterly normal. A lot of people were hanging around her when she wasnt with Joe Bob so i didnt bother saying hi cause i wanted to watch Smokey and the Bandit more
>big explosion
>tight shot
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>t.
no...but...looks like now they did though.
damn wtf was he loading that canon with crazy nigga
Your straight up high if you think Maniac and Manic cop are crap. That is the fucking point.
welp i drank too much and ate too mcuh steak
cant hang anymore
rest in peace /joebob/ see you next season,
happy 4th my niggas
you're just made you weren't born on digitsyoutube.com
>my uncle was an asshole so now I hate defending my country
Okay scholomo
Hahahhhah! Fucking zoom!
> On the other she talks about him like he is her father
he's a senior she can abuse to eek out a living and some lame attention points on twitter. after he's dead, her bogged ass will continue doing the convention scene
sleep tight, Mutant. thank you for your service
Well that was utter shit. Loved it though.
God Bless America
have a good holiday, my man
here's hoping next season is much better and Darcy dies in a botched hate crime attempt
Is this really the credits
She's a grandwhore
Don't gatekeep
Maniac has some great scenes and shots, like that subway kill, which is amazing. But it's not very good. If Bill Lusting had any taste and knew anything about real movies he would've made it to be like an updated version of Peeping Tom and would've leaned into that more.
>Welfare Worker: Charmaine Boos
huh...?
>that title font
why do former pornstars do this to themselves? lol