What would a Shining remake be like?

What would a Shining remake be like?

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Those two are built for yuri love.

unironically how do you get a gf like this?

Rollin

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Imagine unsheathing a demon-forged cursed katana that burns with black flames and slicing them in half

>Shining remake be like?
hot garbage

okay now what

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Can't be remade. Most of you trannies don't even have a wife or a kid. Most of you probably still live with your parents.

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He said remake.

Reminder that Doctor Sleep (especially the Director's Cut) is unironically a better film and, obviously, a far better King adaptation than The Shining.

>literally says sequel on the cover

Yes, but that movie is what I would expect from a remake in terms of quality.

just b

i hate women

You need to a chad and also live in Japan or Korea.

Be a cute lesbian.

Money and good looks (face) unironically.

I have those and I'm a virgin in my mid 20s

>>Doctor Sleep (especially the Director's Cut)
not gonna bother watching so qrd?

I saw doctor sleep in the fucking theater you asshole. What the fuck are you on about claiming it's more entertaining and better than the shining? It fails in both regards.