>One of Mike's biggest complaints about The Hobbit is that Smaug is defeated by some random nobody when it should've been Bilbo firing the arrow because he's the protagonist. Even went as far as to say "Tolkien had no idea what he was doing" >Jay mentions how "Jackson took the nonsensical mediocre writing of some senile old fuck and fixed the FUCK out of it" (talking about LotR)
as if we didn't already have confirmation that Mike is a midwit
Mason Robinson
Stop spamming the board shilling for those fucking youtube faggots, I havent seen a single microsecond of their videos yet I know their names because you people wont SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEM GOD DAMNIT HOW DO I GET AWAY FROM THIS REDDIT SHIT FUCK
Carter Perry
reminder that at the end of their hobbit review THEY STILL HAD TO mention that the hobbit movies where still better THAN THE PREQUELS. Like it was such a important thing they really had to say it.
Christopher Cruz
>Trilogy of beloved fantasy movies >Gets prequels made by the original director >Generally worse and were an excuse to push filmmaking technology is some way at the expense of the film It's like poetry they rhyme.
Joseph Wood
The Hobbit should not have been stretched out to three movies. There were things that shouldn't have even been in the book, and you can read the whole thing in one afternoon, but they went ahead and added even more shit to the story. Disliked the first one, dropped it after the second one, 2/10 not worth watching.
Colton Roberts
The overall plot of the Hobbit movie is actually pretty good, which is why its annoying that they stretched it so far
Ryder Butler
Fuck those RLM faggots
Joshua Evans
I love it how Tolkien fans swallow their tongues when people bring up valid discussion points about his writings. Y'all are fuckin delicate.
>tolkien is stupid and didn’t know what he was doing >george lucas is stupid and didn’t know what he was doing Damn, it seems like retards who don’t know how to structure a narrative seem to be really successful. Why did space cop fail???
Landon Morales
ind(sn)eed
Grayson Mitchell
FR FR. There’s so much problematic boomer shit in it
Kevin Bailey
i think i started reading the lord of the rings 5 times and couldn't finish it after a while you realize it isn't you