Implying this goofy looking motherfucker would get even a crumb of pussy

>implying this goofy looking motherfucker would get even a crumb of pussy

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i've seen worse pull better

Confident, popular and has good dick game.

>Confident, popular and has good dick game.

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I’ve seen hot little zoomer teens walking around with fat bfs irl.

This guy looks exactly like me and I get pussy 24/7

This nigga was a predator who enjoyed deflowering 12 year old girls
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it was a different time

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He’s skinny plus a couple years older than the girls he was hooking up with. Literally all you need.

all teenage kids look like shit

we won bros

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holy shit

>black and white people together in harmony
wow
obama ruined all that

this was before dating apps dumb ass zoomer

What do you mean? That actress has nothing to do with Kids.

On a side note I discovered Magnum condoms fit me perfectly and I've been wearing the wrong size all my sex life which is why they kept snapping at the head so much

To be fair most of his girls were 12 years old.
I like to think he fucked some girl who was a hemophiliac and got bad blood as a child.
Thats my theory to him catching GRID
That or he let fags fuck him up his ass for drug money

women ruin everything

Just bee urself

Not the same actor. Also she was literally a whore.

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I knew a guy that looked almost identical to him in the 90s. He just acted like a douche and had a rep for having a huge dick. Ended up fucking most of the girls in town. He's probably dead or a druggie by now though since he had the brains of a rock.

>when you realize getting pussy is as simple as fucking talking to a woman and understanding that they are just humans with a thing you want to experience

they are not scary, and incredibly easy.

Yeah but I was fat and super shy at that age. Rip.

women really have the worst fucking mate selection in men, huh?

It's possible. I was roughly in Telly's circumstance and did way better than I deserve.
If you're surrounded by party girls all the time and you're reasonably symmetrical and fun to be around then the sex just happens.
Before smartphones and internet most young people spent all free time "hanging out" as we called it. It was all very easy.

You didn't get out much in high school, did you?

The Virgin Surgeon

/ourguy/

I sure don't miss those baggy blue jeans.

It was exactly like this (but we were cleaner and richer).
What a time to be young.

>black and white people together in harmony beating the shit out of some black guy
gotta love the 90s