/brit/

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some women you look at and you just KNOW they give good blowjobs
some women you look at and you just KNOW they give bad blowjobs
this is the circle of life

Oor Wullie
Thoughts?
Ma boab.

youtube.com/watch?v=z58-k-TGGPc

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>exberg comes out of the woodwork after 1.5 years of silence to tell me her dog died

what did she mean by this?

catberg snoozing on the sofa avoiding the ongoing thunderstorm

just realised clogwog and asf are literally doing ERP in /brit/ threads together lmao absolute bent cunts

15 right on uni challenge

>some women you look at and you just KNOW they give good blowjobs
they have a feminine penis
>some women you look at and you just KNOW they give bad blowjobs
they have a vagoo

Errr sorry lads that was the last /brit/ this thread is non-canon

no

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take THAT leftypol

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she wants you back

>uni
>2022
ok zoomer
(if it's not a second degree ofc)

Gonna buy tomorrow seaweed with potatoes

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*unites the wankers of the world*

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I need her to violently and aggressively hold me down and peg me.

i'd like to thank britain for inventing music

>ERP
what is that?
and who is asf?
*retcons the last thread*

No one’s whining about communism, they’re laughing at it

>i can't get up, I can't feel me legs. It's too cold

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she wants to fuck you over her dead dogs body

she wants to date you again
don’t take her back

dumb bint shouldn’t have left you in the first place

>feminine penis
I hope it's just a weird trolling not actual brainwashing

it's a tv show you fucking retard

*grabs the pillow*
dont worry nan i'll warm you up

>actual brainwashing
are you so retarded you can't even recognise an outlandish joke?

you're a bit obssessed with feminine penises and BBC, aren't you?

mad how in a socialist country a bloke in dress would just be forced to stay in a mental clinic for some time

Forever regretting and hating myself for missing my chance with a hot alternative girl years ago.

Sorry nan you know how it is with the rationing

Cor gazza save some thigh for me

It is easy to get angry at liberalism for the way the world has gone but its important to remember every now and then that without liberalism we would be serfs

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*re-enacts rocky balboa's training montage with your feminine bollocks*

Why don't we have fraternities like the yanks?
Ought we?

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she looks about 12 and he looks about 40

>that time of day when it's just jfs shitposting
time for bed I reckon

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I'd rather die than suffer under communism

Just saw my gf down a pint of bbc juice

Yeah fuck off to bed incel, go have a wet dream about Sam Hyde

Yeah fuck off to bed incel, go have a wet dream about Sam Hyde
kek

mental how africa and the caribbean are full of gorgeous black women but in america they’re all hideous monstrosities

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This is what you should expect from women who have been blacked

Why die when you can kill a few first?

haha its funny because hes using a vpn to shitpost

BaZed
No, with liberalism the proletariat are still slaves of the bourgeoisie.

>calls the Dutch clogwogs
>anglos are swarthier than dutchoids
ironic

in america everyone is hideous
nation of fat obese brain dead retards high on fluoride and HFCS

tyson fury is so full of shit isn't he

You wouldn't suffer "under" communism unless you're bourgeois.

that is exactly why they act this way
they have to pretend they're whiter so that they can cope with their manlet height and anglo looks

lightning kicking off

clogwog is actually doing sex roleplays with himself on /brit/. i cannot IMAGINE how shit his life must be lol

The algerian will forever be the king punching bag of /brit/ history

i miss alan

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imagine britain under communism
they'd have to ration BBC for all the girls

>sex roleplays with himself
are you a schizo?

Gf forced me to take bbc once

want a ménage à trois with liz truss and priti patel

this
wtf are reddit nonces updooting that trash

you fucking mongs are so easily baited by an obvious vpn baiter. open your fucking eyes you idiot

fucking conger virgins
better dead than red

reckon clogwog has surpassed 190 as the most embarrassing human in /brit/ history lol

>go on r/uplifting news to see uplifting news
>it's all just talking about trannies
hate reddit

commiemong bottom right

>I don't know how to work this thing. Normally my husband does it but he's not here anymore.

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*slaps the wet BBC out of the way to look at watch*
yup, it's schizo hour

no, this is him

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>menage a trois
?