>be me and plan trip to Disney's Hollywood Studios with goal to get picture with Rey
>pay $150 plus tip for ticket
>make beeline to Galaxys Edge at ropedrop
>wait an hour in line to get picture with rey
>Chad in front puts arm around her and gets picture taken
>I decide to do the same thing
>when I try to put arm around her she instantly backs away
>-get picture taken with me a safe space apart
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you is not calling her out on that double standard.
Every time someone posts a Disney theme park thread I get reminded of that Gaston cosplayer who blew his head off.
You wear glasses. Instant signaler of betahood. Also something must be done with your hair.
mogged by dollar store Rey. The state of incels
kek based fuck those gaston giga chads
You look like a patriarch from the 50's. Also your shirt has almost the word trump on it, it's a pussy repelent.
>What's wrong with me?
you spent way too much time making up this story
KEK
No way. She's better than the original by far.
Gun to your head, you are forced to choose. Who do you go with?
For me, it's mini rey
Mini. Hapa is a close second.
Wagie Rey
Imagine having to pose with smelly Star Wars incels all day
Elaine. Just because she has the same name as seinfeld Elaine and I would close my eyes while I nut and pretend she's the real Elaine.
Someone post the webm of the autistic fat guy with the red hat
she must be judging these guys and saying horrible things about them in her head, no? or am i just being cynical
women don't have inner monologues
I suspect that’s not really OP, user. Just a hunch.
Park Rey is the hottest, but what does that mean? Why is she higher paid?
Park Rey looks gorgeous. I’d go with her.
>>be me and plan trip
This is where you went wrong. There is nothing outside worth caring about.
even if you were a people person it would get tiresome after while
Cedar Point is a lot of fun. That’s my usual summertime place.
why does she have a lower lip like bubba in forest gump?
I haven't been to an amusement park in years. Should I go to Carrowinds? I remember it being fun but it's been over a decade and I'm a different man now.
Chads don't go to Disney theme parks. Simple as
Minibros...
The only amusement parks worth going to as an adult are ones that specialize in mega coasters like Cedar Point or Knott’s Berry Farm.