>please massage my back user
Please massage my back user
i'd rather message ur fron hehe
Yes mistress
What about a foot massage?
Salma hayek in a Full Body Massage remake when?
Have her tits doubled in size since Desperado? They didnt seem so amazingly full in that
>you are a director
>you have salma in your movie
what kind of scene would you wrote for her, Any Forums?
Boob massage
She was always seen as sexy big tittied latina but they've definitely gotten bigger
HOW TO STOP BEING A COOMER
The key to changing your coomer ways is to start small. Set achievable, short-term goals for yourself, and reward yourself when you succeed. Here's the steps you need to take:
1. Define the problem. (I watch porn every day.)
2. Set an end goal. (I do not want to watch porn at all.)
3. Set a small, time-bounded goal that you can measure. (This week, I will only watch porn 5 days.)
4. If you succeed, give yourself some small reward. (I will buy Y cool thing I've been wanting or eat X delicious food.) If you fail, try again. If you repeatedly fail a goal, consider taking a step back (I will only watch porn 6 days this week.)
5. Once you succeed, go one step forward. (I will only watch porn 4 days this week.)
6. Repeat this process until you are no longer a coomer.
Would you put your mother or your fetish in your movie if you were a sucessful director?
Two words: Clown girl
Doesn't really fit her
How does a man have the balls to do that? Direct a schlocky vampire twist movie where you ask prime Hayek to mouth fuck you with her foot in a room full of people? What's the process like? How do you start explaining? How can I reach these levels of basedness?
>blah blah blah
Step one: stop being a coomer. That's it. Stop.
yes goddess
Tarantino might be a piece of shit, but he has balls of steel and I've always respected that. His over the top bullshit movies are exactly why people like him and it's obvious he loves what he does
Not with that attitude.
I’m so thankful for this scene bros
My production, so everyone involved is a blood relative. Except the window dressing schvartze and mutilated goyish gender bender, of course. But both serve an important purpose.
>schlocky
its a fucking masterpiece
a schlocky masterpiece
i work with a latina milf and it's very difficult to control myself.
Whatever you do, definitely do not post pictures of her.
This, it would be awful
Why does this bitch always seem so damn smug?