What was he suppose to do?

What was he suppose to do?

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And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.

Tell them to fuck off.

keep the left, kill the right

Don't let spics or jews into you house.

>"Fuck off"
>*Closes door*

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Accept Christ as his Lord and savior.

This thread is going to bring the keks.

the brunette is hoter, you guys just like left cause she's famous

was going to say that a pretty face would be the end of me lol. but it already happened, although the financial damage wasn't as bad as a divorce. so anyways glowies, if you need someone to do your bidding just send a 10/10 that puts out.

Wouldn't of got up in the first place

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This

Call them a cab , give them a towel tell them to wait

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Sorry I have to go return some video tapes

>this film wasn't a comedy, or even a black comedy

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pls sir do the needful

>Answers door
>Two hot young soaked ladies
>"Ah sorry, I'm sorry I can't help I'm too busy cooking spaghetti and packing my pant pockets for the week"
>Slams door and posts on Any Forums about whores trying to friend zone me

>milady

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No! Don't suck my cock! Don't suck my cock! Nooooooo!

Checked.
>I get that reference.

Na I like left because she's white.

Shag them until they couldn't see straight, durr.

Weird movie.

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>NONONONO DON'T SUCK MY COCK I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA