You are on a date with a German female. What do you say/do?

You are on a date with a German female. What do you say/do?

Attached: nb293iU1so50jno1_500.jpg (500x517, 64.11K)

ich töte sie ficken

Attached: 1506524576749.png (353x412, 268.63K)

just dont be cringe

Attached: 1582400779022.jpg (1080x1350, 229.4K)

I danced with a German exchange student in highschool, her hands were really soft :)

fucken*

Attached: Fbs3e3OWAAAwdWL.jpg (720x1101, 80.02K)

their women are very serious sometimes even shy

Not in this life, am an peruavian manlek i know my place i cant dream with that.

remain calm
don't say a single word

moin moin meine liebe ^_^

I display my ITALIC manliness and she immediately accepts the ROMAN ways.

Attached: Italian man.jpg (736x981, 62.97K)

I don't like women, so I turn 360 degrees and walk away

I can just go to Wisconsin for that shit, except most of them are landwhales.

blonde girls are so fucking overrated, tbqh

Attached: 1658589850322996.jpg (2108x2529, 1.31M)

That looks Slav, not German.

Now that's a beautiful girl, love her freckles

wrong

Attached: 1.jpg (657x825, 97.17K)

show her how hard I can piss

Look constipated and yell "FLEISCH!!! KARTOFFEL!!! JAAA! JAAAAAAA!!!!", then ask to split the bill plus the 40 cent tip
Do that and you will hardly be able to even make it to your room

I actually thought about this. Here is my plan:
> Hello, your genes are of utmost quality so I desire to take you back to France and breed you multiple times to increase the quality of my country gene pool, which is decaying very quickly. However, I have a certain digust of your culture and most importantly language. Please never mention your g*rmanic heritage to our kids, and let's raise a happy french family together. If you're ok with this we can take the night's train to Paris this evening

Attached: full.jpg (657x527, 35.79K)

>You know, you can always pay reparations in nature *winks*

say this in french on vocaroo

I'm not named Nbu or Khalid, so I won't get much interest from them.

damn, he's good

I'm not taking orders from an american,, sorry burgerbro

but we... we liberated you

I'd probably be worried she might be into scat or something of that nature. Every conversation between us would be permeated with subtle references to shit and piss just to see what her reaction is.

ficki ficki ?

from who then?

>Bonjour, votre génétique est excellente donc je souhaite vous ramener en France et vous reproduire plusieurs fois pour augmenter la qualité de notre patrimoine génétique qui est en déclin ces derniers temps. Cependant, j'ai un fort dégoût pour votre langue et votre culture, alors s'il vous plaît, ne mentionnez pas votre héritage allemand à nos enfants et laissez-nous élever ensemble une famille française heureuse. Si vous acceptez cette offre, nous pouvons prendre le train pour Paris ce soir.

based

Built for bbc

> However, I have a certain digust of your culture and most importantly language.
Why?

didnt expect less from your flag

Poopenfarten

From what?