Sorting Hat places you in Hufflepuff

>Sorting Hat places you in Hufflepuff

Be honest, how would you react?

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Idk I guess I’d drop out of hog warts and go to a conversion camp because, as we all know, hufflepuffs are gay

My brother in Christ, 80% of Hogwarts are LGBTQI+ adjacent.

I wouldn't be a wizard at all.

I drop out and go to Durmstrang instead

Suicide

A Hufflepuff’s floppy-wristsd badger-hands typed this post

better than being a fagendor, literally gives them points for turning up

Neville fucked a hufflepuf.
That's all you need to know

What's the point of reacting to something and not posting your reaction on YouTube?

stand up and explain to them how dividing people into 4 groups based on their mindset at 10 years old is toxic as fuck, and declare my intent to self study

I'm a loser so that's would be an improvement

Grab the hat and wipe my ass with it.

Are real life Hufflepuffs self aware? I mean usually ugly looking or average at best funko pop collectors, theatre/improv group people, people who go to “meetups”, etc.

Are they aware of how weird and unappealing they are?

hi there kid,how's elementary school going?

Spoken like a true ten year old!

Be happy and fuck hufflesluts.

spend the school years getting high and smashing potions with my homies while watching quiddich on FlooVision, then land a comfy government non-job though someones well connected parents
let's the nerds worry about muh house cup and muh dark lord
Huffelpuffs are based

They are dysgenic losers

Mmm 10 years old hufflesluts

what's the fourth group named that's all just cool stoner kids

>sniffing musky Puff girl pits and pubes

Bliss

wasn't Cedric Buggery a hufflepoof?

Not LGBTQIA+? Someone needs to do something and sue this school

Hufflepuffs are hard working, dependable, and stalwart. Honestly they're probably pretty conservative, maybe even Christian.

>I’m a deeply closeted gay man
>So you’re a hufflepuff?
>No! I’m DEEPLY closeted!

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Grab the hat and quickly rip it in tqo pieces so it dies a slow death.

I hate Harry Potter like you wouldn't believe.

It's fine because I'm lazy and nobody expects shit out of Huffelpuffs