/brit/

What about Brian?

Know an old geezer who paid £60k for a 4 bedroom house in Oxford in 1990 and it's now worth over £800k

don't put images in my head

Are you being serious fella? I've laid out my argument, I'm not going to go making pizza if I just want to eat after toil and can't be arsed to cook

means someone is enjoying le chonposts

I paid £25 for a house in 1995 and now it's worth 4.3 billion

That's mad! You got time to tell that story again???

wasnt worth posting the first time

>James Cleverly, instead of Tom Tugendhat, to be the next Foregin Secretary
What does Truss mean by this? I am a little bit disappointed.

yutevbok bpiayoiz eyi muy wofoiz evl meoyoiz

Giggled

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doesn't do it for me. "david" gave a brief thrill but didn't settle.

might have to make a list. this isn't something i've considered before

frequently buy big jars of black olives and eat them all in an hour or two

haha thanks for sharing

kek

are the uk flags really necessary
I think boris at the top makes it fairly clear already

youre mentally ill

Seriously hope we have a freezing Christmas and boomers have to sell their houses and rent so I can afford to buy at the prices they bought at

Everyone knows Liz loves black blokes (not even memeing)

Also Tom would be too powerful for her

Screamed so loud the neighbours knocked on my front door to see if I was alright

why
olives are delish

Reminder, you have 4 hours until the big shops shut which marks the official end to the weekend

hope every pensioner starves or freezes to death

can't believe how stupid women are sometimes
ah well, suppose it can't be helped

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me

meeting him in an hour

any advice?

Imagine if they all die and there are loads of empty houses you can pick up for a pittance. Haha

>jars
I only eat fresh olives, they are full of good probiotic bacteria that the jarring process kills.

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don't get aids or aids 2

>45 year old twink

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reminder that the guy who makes olive editions molests children

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get in. think the lebanese bear i met on grindr is in love with me. no one knows he’s gay lol

bunch of freeloaders

>reminder that the guy who makes olive editions molests children

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Vile slander.

MISCARRIAGE SO FUNNY xDDDDD

Think they’re all preserved somehow lad. Like if sainsburys or Waitrose were opening jars into tubs and selling them at the fresh deli counter, how would you know?

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i am literally screaming

sex with anthropomorphic foxes

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this syncs well with Free Bird

Diane Abbott off on one again

twitter.com/andy_eastfield/status/1565939907025149952

>reminder that the guy who makes olive editions molests children
that is why /brit/ chooses his threads
it's the british tradition

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More like Octosmash Traveler: CotC. Look at the art on those birds

uhh based?

don't like horses

not leaving the house today

Lynrd Willard

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>Think they’re all preserved somehow lad.
Yeah they're all fermented which is where the good bacteria comes from, but jarred olives are pasteurised so the bacteria is all dead.
Delis buy them in big gallon-sized tubs, I don't think it would benefit financially them to empty lots of small jars out.
Plus if you eat a lot of olives the difference between fresh and jarred is pretty obvious upon eating.

olive wanker loves his olives

zaviwcul cqoezuob izo naz xuguob iwm niuzuob

Here is my homemade olive oil

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>>reminder that the guy who makes olive editions molests children

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jarred olives are way better, only a fag would disagree

good post (made by me)

oof, bit embarrassing for you lad but there's a load of twigs and shit in your olive oil
awkward..

Haha yeah I really do.

Gaufres that I did

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Supermarket close in 4 hours lads. Get the shopping in

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genuinely think i'm too intelligent to exist in society, can't find any point of relation with anyone, it would be like trying to relate to an animal

I'm going to eat more food

Greta Thunberg having a massive meltdown and collapsing into a pool of her own excrement

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Looks nice lad. Post your recipe please

>unprepared meals
That's like buying hours for a timesheet

What's called rosemary and peppers! have you ever seen real olive oil idiot?

Rorke, leftypol and mikey going at it
filmed by me

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The modern American Pledge of Allegiance is very brief isn't it

why did this nigga think germans were swarthy? did he ever see one?

ye they sell it in lidl

just go back from morrisons
want the black girl on the tills number

Might stop off and get a bit more meat

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despise ed sheeran

the founding fathers were super autists who thought only anglos were white
not based on anything, just made that up

Americans think preparing fresh meals is a chore to be mechanised rather than one of life's greatest and most important pleasures.

CORRR
*devours it all raw the moment you leave it unattended*

>Germans
>white

eating more food is what cool dudes do

you've got to respect him for getting as massive as he did looking like that

go a hankering for savoury crêpes.

lamb samosa down the gullet

wanted to watch some kino tonight but the torrent is taking ages

>Americans think
no they don't

These are Liège waffles if you want to find the recipe, you have to put large grains of sugar to obtain this crispy result.

Sanna Marin be all please stop being racist against Finns when we start using this to describe them

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BASED

my mate was showing off his new Xiaomi phone yesterday. i didnt have the heart to tell him about all the security issues

bit gay this

one gorillion hours in ms paint

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im like 80% german (have a welsh grandparent) and im usually very pale but when i tan i go full swarth

not a big eater, me
maybe 1000-1500 calories from food per day
rest comes from the devils piss

ate a pack of onion rings and a pack of cookies
goign to be doing some rancid farting later

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I fart all day
if nothing else, that is what I do on this earth

*scuttles over on all fours and waits patiently next to your arsehole*

alright hans didn't ask for your life story

not an anti semite, but I'm going to be honest with you
jews can make anyone famous

just found out a girl i went to school with killer herself
just walked out into the ocean one morning

it's just banter

obsessed with this spanish porn lady
youtube.com/watch?v=u8EepV9w4RI

ain't no such things as half-way crooks

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