How did he go from this to THAT?

How did he go from this to THAT?

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How do WE go from this to THAT?

The Goose is doing this for US user, he's got our best interest in mind

Guess which one gets more pussy and dick

Barbie needs someone to drive her around in her corvette, who else would she go with

He's an actor who plays different characters in different movies

Literally have money
1. Steroids
2. Beauty Procedures such as facial harmonization, good haircut

time to put away my drive jacket and order a denim vest

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His career was down the shitter. What hass he done since BR2049?

he got knifed in the dick. dude whomst sisters had barbies and ken dolls know what i am talkinga bout

i meant personality wise, how do we download the new personality?

Please tell me the crows feet are shopped

Goose is over 40 years old, bro

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He's not your friend. He doesn't like your kind.

He's 41 years old and smiling, autist-kun. You will be the same one day.

He stopped using Any Forums.

Post abs

He had sex

>Barbie
>Having sex

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Is anyone else getting worried about this barbie movie? I mean, how could Goose do this to us? He's been in nothing but kinos for over a decade now, and he always plays /ourguy/, but I can't rationalize this one. How the fuck am I supposed to change my personality to a megachad like Ken?? It doesn't make any sense, why would he take this role knowing full well that he bears a responsibility towards autists like us??

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This post is mind boggling. I could write a book on why youre a retard.

Trust the plan