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had a wank where i stuck something up my arse and came straight away didn't even get to enjoy it. feel like shit now

why is saturday nite brit so much faster than friday nite brit
you'd thin kit would be the opposite

genuinely havent reacted to cutting onions since i was about 9 years old

neither has morrissey

I rub them in my eyes as I'm cutting them because I'm not a big fucking fanny.

the real gigachads go out on friday night
saturday night is overrated and expensive

this but it was deeply unpleasant and dragged on for forty minutes but I persisted in the hope the actual orgasm would be incredible but it was rather mediocre and made me feel disappointment and shame in equal measure

see i'd say my experience with chads is the opposite
saturday also has the potentail of being on it all day

Fourteen successful studio albums says otherwise.

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hang on are onions the answer to soylent green or a codeword for it
like are onions good or bad

I resent all normies for getting to live life on easy mode. My life has been a never-ending disaster

>Nonced
>Violent alcoholic parent
>One parent died
>Rampant mental illness in family
>Poor

It never really started for me

belly erotic

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jj

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>stuck something up my arse and came straight away
quite telling

All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about
Chief Keef ain't no hitter
Chief Keef ain't this
Chief Keef a fake
Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with that nigga

Simple as.

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I'M A LITTLE PIMP WITH MY HAIR GASSED BACK
PAIR A KHAKI PANTS WITH MY SHOE SHINED BLACK

went out on friday so wasn't in as I imagine many of my fellow shaggers were

absolutely shite scene that was

couldn't name a single song by either

This campaign is being operated by the energy companies. They want people to not pay so they can put them on more expensive PAYG tariffs.

literally only one of those things affects you

I liked his cover of back in the chain gang

Police killed at least 780 people in America through August 31, 2022. There have only been 10 days this year where police did not kill

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you see, to someone
somewhere
oh yeah
alma matters
in mind, body and soul
in part, and in whole

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cannot even begin to imagine the state of people that live like this. utterly grim

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Wah wah wah

Onions are always good.

where did all these unhinged nutters come from

Choon

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really dont see how any of those things could determine your future

yanks are off their nut i dont blame them

who nonced you m8
was it that bennell fella

deano's abode

1. Fischer
2. Kasparov
3. Karpov
4. Capablanca
5. Carlsen

simple as

sort yourself then dickhead and stop wallowing in self pity and bitterness

Vastly prefer Morrissey obviously but Marr did do the music for Electronic including the Morrissey pastiche Getting Away with It which was very good

yeah because random freaks pull guns on cops every day in the usa

Bet most of them deserved it.

no idea what any of this means

You cooked mirepoix when 9 yo ?

its spelled casablanca mate
decent movie

shut the fuck up man applying some basic meme to everything you possibly ever could. its not "deano" at all. its like you dont even live in britan. you fucking monkey in a box with a button you absolute lab animal

Chess players ranking

i cant stand onions. it tastes like absolute shit, they look like shit, they add nothing to anything you put it on. i heard the industry is oversized because its so culturally engrained but it was only because the dutch traded with us. onions add nothing to food

They can't understand.

is that a tacky as fuck house? dude... DUDE.
DEANOS

>Barry
Barrington

>Lenny
Lenworth

>Dicky
Dixonofdockgreen

>Kenny
Kenilworthroad

It's 8/10, but vastly overrated and neither Bogart's nor Curtiz's best work.

i would never eat french food

Found the cunt whose living room looks exactly like that picture

good post

absolute spassky

did you know that Kasparov is a believer in a theory that ancient history didnt really happen and was made up by Benedictine monks

he out of pocket for this one lmao

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whys fischer so overrated

T. Middle class normies with normal functioning parents

An unknown actress has landed her first professional acting role playing Kate Middleton in Netflix's The Crown.

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bet youd love to touch his meat though, bent freak

i'm sorry man

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Used to not like them as a kid but now I love them. So much that when I’m chopping an onion I will eat little bits of it raw.

hope they all die

can you prove him wrong
you werent there

I believe in you, user, you can make it

yeah he's based
also believes deep blue was a committee of 50 grandmasters conspiring against him

Crying faced loser who blames his past on his failures.

mad how the highest setting on my free chess app would mog them all

it looks tacky but why would ANY 20-30 year old have any of that shit? deanos or me, ANYONE 20-30
they wouldnt
its not deano shit
you giga fucking spastic

dude he crushed everyone like no other player ever did
won 20 games in a row
won 6-0, 6-0 twice
was like 150 elo points clear of the field

time to grow up, can't keep blaming your little larp origin story every time something goes wrong. pathetic woman behaviour.

oh god it's going to be a film about a bunch of fucking white people

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loved jews him i heard
no i mean hated jews i think

going bed

namefags aren't your enemy, we need more of them

>oh you shoulda seen her leave for the arena

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Me on the left

tfw

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>parents break both of your legs for fun
>put a soldering iron in your eyes

>Crying faced loser who blames his past on his failures.
omdssss

people have been through worse
any excuse to be a victim for some people

bet you listen to ben shapiro

its a little redundant to frame a mirror in silver if the mirror itself isnt silver no?

Yes, deanos are well respected for their interior design flair. It patently obviously you’ve never had to buy a house.

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Well, no. Not entirely. LOL.

life is about developing and learning to handle things. being some permanently shrivelled up scared little boy your whole life is just pathetic

For me, it's me.

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Based lads

Out of touch spastics who had everything in life handed to them

>patently obviously
would love to stab you

Why do the Irish think no one in the Uk know what Ireland is?

>makes a random point
>not at all related
>personal insult based on nothing
youre a fucking retard. fuck you, cretin

haha yeah i had a really bad upbringing, thats the reason why i will never change anything and be a scared woman for the rest of my life, maybe become a schizo troon

ALL DEANOS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR POOR INTERIOR DESIGN CHOICES THAT IS WHY THIS HOUSE IS DEANO ALL OF THEM ARE DEANO I DONT LIKE IT SO IT IS DEANO
not what deano means
you tourist. go away

"people" who will never own a house criticising those who do over how the decorate it. Delicious.