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I am gay
am
gay

need to give the booze up myself
been boozing almost every day for the last month
its too much
stomach is the size of kathmandu

Their pastries are peng
I feel like brits have a culture of savory rather than sweet pastries

*enters /brit/*

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Imagine being reliant on alcohol to get through your day to day. Sad and pathetic.

haven't had any alcohol in 18 days as I've been working every day

go get a battered sav mate wont regret it x

go get a battered sav mate wont regret it x

UK isn't really that grim compared to non-rich areas of America, or urban Ireland. It's just shite compared to mainland Europe

only drink on weekends feel i earn it after toiling all week

need drugs

>savory
FOY

was gearing up to make an anti-yank post before I realised that there were hardly any yanks in the last thread

watching the poo fighters dead guy show
fans don't seem too sad about it lmao

i shall at one point

do you know how nice it was to be invited by google to test their AI? 6 graphical cards together in SLI and they only asked whats your feedback on this AI?

average??!

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think i might invent a new aesthetic genre, lads.
i call it "uk grimcore"

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she making a bbc?

*blocks your path*

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Where's that? Belfast?

bit mad how most trannards immediately regret SRS after they get it
no shit, it's almost as if the only reason you partook in your little play-pretend was because you had a fetish, driven by your testosterone (which you've no removed you capacity to produce endogenously)
sick FREAKS

damn that looks good
ive tried deep fried mars bars and they are lush

Pension Awareness Week soon

what's /brit/ planning for retirement?

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no cap, are there any rappers who go in harder than blade brown?

bladee

Ah yes

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trannies are freaks

yeah

Not sure why but Liz Truss really reminds me of Ed Milliband. I keep stopping and thinking "is this even a real person?"

Based Muslims beautifying the area with Mosques

killing myself before I reach that age

Jesus wept.

I lose weight when I drink more because it's 100% liquor. Beer is bloat.

The fucking state

sovl

you never hear it on TV but its grim how these places have been completely taken over by people who were originally non-british
now all of them have kids and grandkids so you aren't allowed to say theyre immigrants anymore
but i cant imagine having my community completely taken over by a foreign culture - poor folk

can't drink booze because my gums are fucked. fucking wish I could get drunk so bad

i was on the hooch daily in august

you will live in the pod

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i gotta disconnect
when they get too intimate

gonna spook horses this

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what happened

£17,000 is nothing to be fair

will be asking for vodka sodas from now on in the pub

how will you do it?

use a straw

>alternative to renting
until theyre all bought out and you have to rent them too of course x

alri craven

Henry David Povveau

poopy smells looool

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use a tampon to absorb vodka and stick it up yer bum to get mega drunk

alri give me £17K

>electricity becoming unaffordable
>basic luxuries becoming unaffordable
>heating becoming unaffordable
>small businesses going under
>nhs is now more-or-less useless

we're getting to the point now where there's fewer and fewer reasons not to just say fuck it and live off-grid in rural scotland

the NPCs i work with love tim hortons

you dont want me do you

I drank a lot for years without looking after my teeth, eventually I had awful breath so I went to the hygienist and they said I had the gums of someone 20 years older than myself
my teeth look okay but it does worry me how they're going to look when I'm 40.

it's the dehydration that was the issue.

bored of this culture war bollocks

Just being realistic. £17,000 is what, one tennis court? One swimming pool? I'm not that rich but it doesn't seem that much to me when you consider the budget they must have

Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?

The Tories are committed to a race to the bottom.
Britain needs socialism.

the british space program

tbqh the huge fall in house price vs earnings in the second half of the 19th century and in the early 20th century was driven largely by the average British house becoming much smaller as tenements displaced more traditional housing

that's just the next logical step

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use a tampon to absorb water and stick it up yer bum to get mega re-hydrated

can your gums recover or nah?

post monero address

Did he really do it?
Seems slightly too retarded to pull of port Arthur
Weren’t like they all headshots
Really makes you think

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the listen

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horses can detect evil

and how to create an AI you ask? you throw Ship into the universe and into the star system
and afterwards after 5-6 attempts it develops consciousness and it takes the humans on board to a new planet called pandora

also got this t shirt off my bfs best friend its cool

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need a war to kill loads of people (not me though)

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me and my 19 yr old zoomer gf i found on soc

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nah, unless I get surgery but that could get expensive
they did say at least that I won't lose any teeth if I'm just very careful, so that means basically living like a monk for the rest of my life. fucking rubbish to be honest

Doug stanhope has made an entire living, career and identity out of being a BTEC bill hicks

would you become a nigger troon for 100k per year?