Do they really

do they really

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based

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the virgin anglo euphemism vs the chad german blunt reality

toddlenwaffen

Lmao

Contraceptives...

I thought it was kinderslayer

KEK

Yup. We also call our mobile phones 'Handy'. Whatcha gonna do about it?

based and antibabypillen

That's fucking hilarious

turtle is literally just "shield frog" i think it's schildkröte iirc

kinda based if you ask moi

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Recently got a tour of the place that makes them

And you call eachother dicks and you call driving farting.

zücke mein handy

>not even a fucking amphibian
german autism dood?

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Kek no fucking way

Based and Antibabypilled

Turtles and frogs both sometimes swim and sometimes they're on land, where's the problem? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LMAO

Some turtles are terrestrial