>an english walks into an irish pub
>"bartender, a beer plea-*KABOOM*" BLIMEY WHAT WAS THAT???!?"
>"Your car, sir"
An english walks into an irish pub
Julian Cox
Gavin Phillips
hahaha his car blew up thats so random lol
Leo Fisher
>American education
Evan Collins
>a Portuguese man walks towards a sports bar in the US
>gunfire from gang violence across the street strikes him and he has to go to the hospital
>unable to pay his bill, he flies back to Portugal
>the US government has him extradited and he is placed in prison, where he is repeatedly gang raped for the next 2 years
Easton Evans
Foreign IRA cheerleaders are funny, the IRA were notoriously incompetent and probably killed as many random Europeans as they did English civvies. Still remember when they were trying to catch British squaddies and ended up killing a German and a Greek-Australian tourist
Adrian Thompson
Imagine being afraid of catholics lmao
Asher Flores
I don't get it
Jason Bennett
Just like you're not getting Maddie back LMAO
Adrian Reed
what's maddie?
Adrian Mitchell
Nothing much, what's the maddie with you?
Henry Smith
haha u got me
Kayden Powell
how many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
one to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up!
Adrian King
You have no sense of humor
Ryan Sanchez
How many paraguayans are needed to change a light bulb?
None, as I have never met one and as such don't know what their specific attributes and capabilities are
Camden Diaz
go easy on him, he's probably never seen a light bulb in his life. i hear electricity is rare out there in the jungle
Jaxson Baker
>when you realise Americans are really this dumb
Evan Gutierrez
kek
stop, you're making your fellow amerimutts look stupid.
Noah Evans
very interesting how nobody important ever dies in these terrorist incidents in the modern day, not just the ira but islamic terrorists, mass shooters, etc
always innocent people in public
much to consider
Benjamin Howard
It's way more threatening to the public the instilling of a generalized sensation of uneasiness and insecurity, than to know their political leaders are in jeopardy.
Evan Jackson
you're talking about low IQ violent criminals and sociopaths who cannot into empathy or an ability to solve their problems without wanton, misaimed violence. Assassinating a public figure, political leader or elite takes planning, skill, patience and forward thinking ability, which the average terrorist simply does not have.
Liam Morris
tbf it's pretty odd how thatcher always seemed to just get away by the skin of her teeth. like when they were shelling westminster with a mortar (lol) and conveniently kept missing by a few yards
i wouldn't say it was entirely out the realm of plausibility that mi5 just dumped bags of money and fresh passports in front of some of the cell leaders