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’vnings lads

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ktim

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Just thought about the sexy spectacled blonde peng MILF realtor with a corrrr behind.
I was clamoring up the stairs behind her and looking at her ass and she glanced to make sure I wasn't looking and I was lads...I was...

the girls

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PUNISHED Boris

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3>1>2 simple as don't @ me

sex with the right one

He's even got nasty brown eyes as a result
Reckon all White's with brown eyes are cursed at some point in their infancy

proper right taste @170251475

if there a way to mail letters to the government without having to pay for postage?

youtube.com/watch?v=rW2ia3G1td8
classic lads

found me old nintendo ds lads, fooking 'ell haven't seen it in years. it's yellow as fuck and i don't remember the screen being so small

>3 first
i must b gai

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getting toilstein drinks at the pub to get him to tell me whether im being laid off or not
(im not get in)

rorke DENIED

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after the last really three decades I cannot think of a single adequate reason why someone wouldn't be racist in the current year

real mfs know it's 1, 2, 3

Why don't you have a girlfriend, lads?

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ugly, socially inept, small penis

Because i'm shy

love sucking cocks simple as

In practical terms, I never leave my bedroom except to go to the supermarket.

In abstract terms, I have mental autism and facially I am ugly.

yes

sexy swede

does anyone here have ligma?

im a self-absorbed 26yo khhv who wont stop talking about himself which women generally find unattractive

anyone you lads got the updated version of this?

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I have nothing to offer a woman. I don't have a job, no qualifications, can't drive, no social life, completely disconnected from my family, lived as a recluse my entire adult life and am mentally ill.

Patellart tendonitis berg
Hurts me knees when sexing a slag
Fuck's up me recovery
Simple as
Doing squats on me slantboard now
So effing glad the pain in me hip went away after taking those detox pills
Reckon I'll get off the ciggies now

see a lot of manlets with gfs recently. like they're the same height as the girl. i blame covid.

lol this

same x
not gay myself though

haven’t poo’d today lads

too weird

No sexual or romantic experience ever.
Shyness.
Nervousness.
Lack of confidence with women.
Can't flirt.
Scared of being exposed as a virgin.
Scared of being rejected.
Scared of everyone laughing at me.
I'm not hugless now, keep up.

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I'm very james may-esque

my cat's arse smells horrid

Do I search for chubby because I live in the north west or does chubby top the list because I'm searching for it daily?

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shouldn't be sniffing it

and you know this, how?

only 1 girl in my entire life has ever shown any interest in me

just smelled catbergs bummington

>glory hole

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Can't wait to be able to go for a cheeky run again and really push myself.
Running is so much faster than walking

she keeps sticking it in my face
reckon she's trying to flirt with me but i'm not interested
it could never work

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0264410X22010283
oh no no no vaxbros doshi's article got past peer review
>Pfizer and Moderna mRNA COVID-19 vaccines were associated with an excess risk of serious adverse events of special interest of 10.1 and 15.1 per 10,000 vaccinated over placebo baselines of 17.6 and 42.2 (95 % CI −0.4 to 20.6 and −3.6 to 33.8), respectively. Combined, the mRNA vaccines were associated with an excess risk of serious adverse events of special interest of 12.5 per 10,000 vaccinated (95 % CI 2.1 to 22.9); risk ratio 1.43 (95 % CI 1.07 to 1.92). The Pfizer trial exhibited a 36 % higher risk of serious adverse events in the vaccine group; risk difference 18.0 per 10,000 vaccinated (95 % CI 1.2 to 34.9); risk ratio 1.36 (95 % CI 1.02 to 1.83). The Moderna trial exhibited a 6 % higher risk of serious adverse events in the vaccine group: risk difference 7.1 per 10,000 (95 % CI –23.2 to 37.4); risk ratio 1.06 (95 % CI 0.84 to 1.33). Combined, there was a 16 % higher risk of serious adverse events in mRNA vaccine recipients: risk difference 13.2 (95 % CI −3.2 to 29.6); risk ratio 1.16 (95 % CI 0.97 to 1.39).
oh no no vax bros we got too cocky

>asmr
?

zzz it is 8:40 gn
gn gn

actually been asked out by 2 different girls recently but I'm too retarded to have a gf I reckon

need a 2015 tumblr emo girl RIGHT NOW!

I'M NOT GETTING LAID OFF
GET IN LADS
GET FUCKING IN

i gave up on dating apps after getting zero attention and have no other idea on how to meet women
dont really care though tbqh

yeah no shit einstein

Reckon I'll have a few cheeky beers and some nuggies and go on a bike ride lads.
Ta-ta!

can’t respect a shy man me

might start wearing a wedding ring so homewreckers think that I'm married and try to steal me away from my wife by seducing me

little do they know I'm not married and have in fact never seen a vagina

do people just talk to strangers in the uk? here you would be called a psycho for doing that

yeah fuck off

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D'you think the country's becoming....feminised?
D'you think the country's becoming....feminised? becoming....feminised? becoming....feminised? becoming... .feminised? ..feminised? ....feminised?
D'you think the country's becoming....feminised?
D'you think the country's becoming....feminised?

You dastardly cunt you
How DARE you!
Do you KNOW how much of an ego trip it is for f*moids to trick men like that?

What happened?
Good job.

im almost home, its coming home
its coming home (dodododo) its coming home
dododo

rorke got a gf

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See:

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I cleaned my room

okay what now

well I kind of knew both of them beforehand, but yeah it's normal here

remember in the old days when blokes used to make fun of their wives for having a fat arse

It's over...

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dont know hwat that means

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Get on those online Udemy courses brev

how do i add it to filter trips like that the Any Forums filter only hides the posts

lucky man

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"I'm taking an online Udemy course"

Gotta say, that doesn't feel good.

Which apps?
Are you handsome or something?

Really feeling the testosterone draining from my head at 27
Just not as interested in sexberg anymore.
Never look at pornberg anymore or fuck ugly slags out of desperation
Feels good

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lol

well rorke?

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im safe x

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tinder, bumble and hinge
all shit

I've been told that I'm handsome by a few people dunno though

okay kid
try not to look behind you

...

so if we never closed down the mines the norferners and welshers would still have some jobs to do and we could actually provide ourselves with energy but we closed them because of reason

ah yes

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Westminster Voting Intention (31 August):

Labour 42% (–)
Conservative 31% (-2)
Liberal Democrat 12% (-1)
Green 7% (+3)
Scottish National Party 4% (+1)
Reform UK 3% (-1)
Other 2% (-1)

Changes +/- 28 August

anime

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>20 years old now
>can't maintain an erection or grow a whisp of facial hair
it was over before it even began

moni looking good

Yes it does lad GET IN
After my doctor's appointment tomorrow I'm picking up my adderall subscription and deep cleaning my entire house and blazing through my web development Udemy course.

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That would remove all posters with trips.

To remove a specific tripcode user you'd do:

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Ive been propositioned by 4 women in the past month. Was on holiday for 3 of them too so could have done it. Alas I remain loyle to my capo (gfberg)

not safe for work

Did Jon drink dog jizz?

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you dont understand
giving all our industry to china will turn it into a liberal democracy