American problems?

my middle school had a kid get raped by a janitor
a kid brought a flare gun and got tackled
someone tried to set the school on fire by shoving a bunch of metal things into a micowave

i thought it was a good idea in 7th grade to throw a chair at a window because i was bored

need BBC correction

Least needlessly chaotic american

i remember when a kid fat Puerto Rican called our principle a nigger and that she belonged on a boat heading for africa

mine was normal, worst thing to happen was a fight going just a little too far. everyone just overreacted when the loser started bleeding a lot. wasn't even his fault, someone else snitched.

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not american but i shot a fat load in my school bully's pencilcase, she never brought it up or found out who did it

a parent shot another parent to death in the parking lot of my middle school kek

student didn't like the teacher calling him a loser for flunking pre-algebra so he waited outside his daughter's school and beat her to death with a bat. He's still in jail and keeps writing to me that it was an accident and to venmo him some money

Our priest fiddled someone

>american schools

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I remember this back in 2015 lol

surely there's banter at australian schools?

During my first year of highschool and the teacher was bored, so for some reason he decided to just ask us some really sexual questions. Usually stuff like if we'd had sex yet, what we've done, done solo stuff a lot etc and after about 10 minutes he realized he'd fucked up and said "all this stays in this class okay? dont tell anyone about today". Pretty much everyone told the principal about it and he never returned, apparently he ended up being deported back to England or something a little while later according to one of the other teachers.

>football star got caught fuckin in the sports medicine room
>buncha people getting busted for weed
>my friend getting al capone'd for having too many F's even though the school knew he was selling vapes to lower classmen but couldnt prove it

>He found out during the slow dance when he felt the dick.
>Oh yeah I totally realized about that sweet papa pole when dancing and not before...
Faggot

Hot

the most memorable thing was that a couple of students broke into the school during Thanksgiving break. Vandalized a couple of classrooms and stole of couple of trophies

So did his date have an obvious hard-on or did he just try to grab her by the pussy?

It was a very hard and long night

It was a better time.

Uhm.. what

Kek

I stole a bunch of expensive stationary and stuff from the art classroom, I remember another teacher holding me behind after his class and grilling it on me but luckily they just let it go because they probably knew I wouldn't bother again
Also I stole another kid's iPod touch for no reason, never even used it anyway

My freshman year two kids stole a car and died in a crash after a police chase
Someone stuck a dildo to the door of the auditorium

>Someone stuck a dildo to the door of the auditorium
Was it a memorial to the freshman?

One of the foreign language teachers called one of the students retarded on Facebook. It sucks because the teacher was based as fuck and loved by everyone else.
(Yes the kid actually was medically retarded, white moms wanted to integrate their special kids into our school)

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>roid kid beat the shit out of somebody who touched his car
>annual school game of tag permanently cancelled after kid runs through window
>football kid arrested after posting illegal porn to instagram