English

english
>how old are you

literally every other language
>how many years do you possess?
>how much oldness do you own
>how much younger than jesus christ are you?
>how much time have you exchanged your life-force for?

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Hur gammal är du?

Idk what the continental Germanic languages do.

You can't suffer in Ingerland. Your slags are so easy.

continentals be like
>when you were born, what was the expiry date of your life-contract you signed with death himself?

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>Hoe oud ben jij
Literally means how old are you

belgians be like
>how many metaphorical, year-measuring hourglasses do you currently possess in your archive of living?

ik ook

DO THEY REALLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????????????????????????????????

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How many years you are?

In kazakh it's just one word
-нeшeдeciң

>how many candles you burnin'

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Same in Finnish.

>kuinka (how) vanha (old) sinä (you) olet (are)?

>english
>>how old are you
Literally every Germanic language does that, stop being such special snowflakes.

You have to recognize that 'old' in english is synonymous with aged. 'How old are you' when directly translates to 'how much of a grandpa are you?' Which is rude and shows the immaturity of English

*translated in marathi

Kek

It's actually what happen before you're born on Earth though, some ppl on YouTube said they remember choosing those variables before coming down here

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I've played with that thought a lot wondering why did I pick to be like this but at the same time I don't know what the future will hold for me.

Maybe I will still make it in the end and everything will finally make sense (my hypothetical choice, that is).

>some ppl on YouTube said they remember choosing those variables before coming down here
yes sweaty, some people sadly suffer from mental illness.

>efl doesn't understand dative

in arabic it is:
how much is your age