Your polish gf's father invites you for some drinking and asks you to bring an alcohol that best represents your country

your polish gf's father invites you for some drinking and asks you to bring an alcohol that best represents your country
what do you do?

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Tennessee Whiskey or maybe Kentucky Bourbon?

Zubrownik :))))))

Give him some Oldesloer and watch him puke for the next 3 days after he drank the whole bottle

a jar of my own piss

you underestimate this man, just look at his face, he drank much worse things

>he drank much worse things
I honestly doubt it

Probably just some fucking beer lol.

Is it that dude? Pinga.

how do people even get that pink

Lobster genes

He probably already had a couple of drinks.

Bring super bock and port wine, and a rosemary for his wife ofc

Some ale I suppose

Chronic lifelong envy about every single good thing that happens to your next door neighbours. It's a genetic disease that all Poles carry. Hypertension is a common side effect.

I bring him this kino

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i've seen poles drink cleaning alcohol. I fucking believe it.

Korn

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Wholesome family pic

Give him some Fiskefjæs

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cachaça/pinga