You will NEVER study at Hogwarts

>you will NEVER study at Hogwarts
why even live, bros?

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This is not a real thread.
It's an AI generated thread.
OP wont even reply to my post.

Salazar won. Hogwarts exists but Mudbloods don't know about it.

Would give life a whole lot more meaning. Imagine being a squib. I'd throw myself off the nearest astronomy tower.

Hello there

can squibs still interact and see magical stuff? if so all you need to do is figure out some what to outjew the goblins and get rich and then pay a wizard to make magical artifacts for you. alternatively you could just kidnap hermoine and groom her so she does it for you

Based

you will never get to go to hogwarts, that's true. But the next best thing is uni. You DID go to university right user?

>But the next best thing is uni
Imagine believing this

>not going full Kiritsugu and becoming a professional wizard assassin
even if you can't go to wizarding school you could still get your non-squib family to buy the textbooks and teach you things outside of casting no?

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I'd rather study at Hexside desu.

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Oxford was quite literally a filming site for HP, so yes actually it can be.

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not even going to make a joke about how i'd be a child's barber in diagon alley as well as expert potion master making polyjuice potion for cheap hookers to drink while wiping their memory after the fact because all the cunny in england is bonged beyond belief

She can study my hog

No :/
I fell for the college is a meme meme

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btw I could've gone to best uni in the country and college is free where I live so imagine how much of a retard I am

> "My bum is sore, Sir."
> "I'm afraid you must be punished further, Hermione. Now, bend over."
> "Y-yes, Sir."

me too, user. me too

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Between Hermione and Luna, who was MOST likely to have a hairy pussy?

You can recreate the setting but you can't recreate the magic

College is a meme. Going wouldn't have changed anything for either of you. Stop lamenting on it.

You sound unemployed

You're sick. She's literally 32!

kek anybody who is still falling for this b8 in the year of remote/hybrid work deserves their poverty

Something wrong
I hold my head
Stavvy gone
Our nigga dead

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I'd rather have a girl that can't physically grow hair there

literally who?