My first contact with it was with those famous "UOOOHHH" and "CORRECTION IS NEEDED " screencaps, but most of them came from the same two guys, so I didn't think much about it. However, I began following a JP guy on Twitter, and it's translated in the exact same way, so I just started thinking google translate sucks at japanese. The problem is that recently I added a JP guy on FB that is learning portuguese (And therefore writes in portuguese) and... HE TALKS THE EXACT SAME WAY (But in portuguese).
Google Translate is trash for Japanese and most Asiatic languages in general. If you're going to use machine translation, at least use DeepL. If I was to translate pic related directly even as an amateur, it'd be more like: >Uwwaaaaa, want to lick the whole body (all over), what is this impossible (unbelievable) cuteness, I want to breed (her). That's it. It's just a dude gushing about a character, saying she's extremely cute and wants to fuck/copulate with her.
Tyler James
ToT
Isaac Thomas
I know that, the thing is that a guy (Brazillian first name, two japanese family names) speaks like that without translation.
that tweet should be shocking but it's absolutely hilarious
Logan Parker
Written and spoken Japanese are formally very different. It isn't uncommon for a group of Japanese people walking around to take turns interjecting or exclaiming about things they think are notable or interesting. You're reading over-the-top twitter posts from autistic loli artists where they are acting out what would essentially be 2 or 3 people worth of interjections and exclamations. This is analogous to black urbanite twitter users producing an entire choir of affirmations: "Yeah, mmmHMMM! you go sister!! thats right!!". Mainstream Japanese people do not think this behavior is particularly cool or interesting.
Wyatt Long
Based dorontabi
James Evans
It's impossible to take you seriously when you're using an example like this.
I bet you think playing call of duty makes you a killer irl right?
Josiah Nelson
Not the same. Subhumans are constantly getting arrested for loli porn in the US. Pray you never get caught because criminals kill pedos and wardens don’t care.