Do horny japanese people have their own dialect?

My first contact with it was with those famous "UOOOHHH" and "CORRECTION IS NEEDED " screencaps, but most of them came from the same two guys, so I didn't think much about it.
However, I began following a JP guy on Twitter, and it's translated in the exact same way, so I just started thinking google translate sucks at japanese.
The problem is that recently I added a JP guy on FB that is learning portuguese (And therefore writes in portuguese) and... HE TALKS THE EXACT SAME WAY (But in portuguese).

Is there something I'm missing?

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Google Translate is trash for Japanese and most Asiatic languages in general. If you're going to use machine translation, at least use DeepL. If I was to translate pic related directly even as an amateur, it'd be more like:
>Uwwaaaaa, want to lick the whole body (all over), what is this impossible (unbelievable) cuteness, I want to breed (her).
That's it. It's just a dude gushing about a character, saying she's extremely cute and wants to fuck/copulate with her.

ToT

I know that, the thing is that a guy (Brazillian first name, two japanese family names) speaks like that without translation.

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What do you mean? I don’t think his way of speaking is particularly unusual.

Japanese people like interjections.

dunno OP, but I can also confirm your shit.

Japanese people speak like that, seems a twitter or weeb issue.

The japs at NHK and other youtube channels, seems to speak normally, so it seems a weeb issue.

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that tweet should be shocking but it's absolutely hilarious

Written and spoken Japanese are formally very different. It isn't uncommon for a group of Japanese people walking around to take turns interjecting or exclaiming about things they think are notable or interesting.
You're reading over-the-top twitter posts from autistic loli artists where they are acting out what would essentially be 2 or 3 people worth of interjections and exclamations. This is analogous to black urbanite twitter users producing an entire choir of affirmations: "Yeah, mmmHMMM! you go sister!! thats right!!". Mainstream Japanese people do not think this behavior is particularly cool or interesting.

Based dorontabi

It's impossible to take you seriously when you're using an example like this.

Well, all examples I have are from horny people.

only one year left PragmaChads

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I'M FUCKING TIRED OF WAITING

I wonder if Any Forums mods will put a moratorium on this game like Any Forums did with Cuties

The delay announcement was the best in years. If not ever

It's already banned. Threads don't last even 15 minutes

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i wanna read that uohh posting in portuguese kek, post it already

>Wow … I want to lick my whole body … What this is so cute ToT ToT ToT I want to breed

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>should be shocking
It’s a fictional character, normalfag

>Your honor, it’s not REAL child porn. It’s child porn of a fictional character.

>no your honor, no one was actually killed…BUT the defendant still deserves the death penalty for the murders of 4 minecraft villagers

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I bet you think playing call of duty makes you a killer irl right?

Not the same. Subhumans are constantly getting arrested for loli porn in the US. Pray you never get caught because criminals kill pedos and wardens don’t care.