You wake up and discover that Europe has become a federation. What's your reaction?

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union sounds cooler though
SOYUZ... vgh
federation is like some star war soy word

based in principle, just hope it's run by competent people and not by retards

Immediately start learning German

I join the local mujahedin and try to assassinate an Austrian diplomat to cause this new homosexual Satanic empire to collapse

Don't worry, Germany will lead.

You've brexited...

"was about time"

I blast "Ode to Joy" and raise the only non-American flag in my neighborhood to trigger my neighbors.

I'd wonder how this federation would deal with the overseas territories

>just hope it's run by competent people and not by retards
Goddamnit Germans how many times have we been through this. This is exactly why bad things keep happening.

>climbs on chair
>puts fist on chest
>sings EU anthem
>sheds manly tears

so in short: just like every other morning since Maastricht Treaty was signed. Albeit, probably with more manly tears than usual.

Join a terrorist group fighting for german independence

Now that's more like it

Why?

is we finna get more eu money or not

What's it's immigration policy?

>What's your reaction?
hastily checking the map

>d-d-does it stretch from Lisbon to...

Thank god that i live in scandinavia and not europe

join the federation army and bomb afghan children

VLADI BIG COCKS BABY

>pop a bottle
>enroll in french course

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European cooperation is based but the EU is gigacringe tbdesu. Either reform it or we get rid of it and try something new

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>VLADI BIG COCKS

in that case, I swoon from happiness

No thirdies allowed.