/brit/

done absoultely ntohing today
still reeling from mixture of hangover and hangxiety from the weekend
what a way to shit on a bankholiday i'm so fucking retarded.

i am literally the joker IRL brehs

i concede defeat, i forgot my 'jak, the most heinous of crimes, you win this soyduel, but i won't go so easy on your next time

love her

Attached: gfitdatamax.jpg (1599x1066, 196.97K)

based

Attached: e67.png (494x506, 14.75K)

well played lads

i live in NYC

lana still fat is she

wake up

grab a brush put on a little makeup

Attached: 1656201569154.webm (436x698, 2.21M)

aussie racists be like
>fackin ell moite, i hate neegers

would you?

Attached: 1652727280112.jpg (1080x1350, 186.7K)

that makes me love her even more

Attached: lana.jpg (900x900, 96.32K)

>you have to drive because you have to be like big yankee daddy!

Attached: chudjak-poljak.gif (498x468, 93.79K)

Only children, spastics and peopIe from the developing world do not own and operate personal motor transport

What would an outsider looking in make of these threads?
Low quality, no interesting things ever being said, no actual conversations, just blurting out of random actions, thoughts, rambles, with the occasional battle of soyjaks. Utterly, utterly dreadful general that should be permanently deleted from this website. You should all log off for the evening and have a long thought about how you spend your precious time.

Attached: 1658777915794977.jpg (686x641, 34.56K)

i want to suck on those baps and impregnate her

tru lmfoa

can't take jfs seriously

is kinda remarkable how some women just balloon over a few months
have had 2 friends of friends between mid 20s and 30s who after not seeing them for a year due to covid came back like 30% heavier lol

it's not an argument, it's a soyduel, and it's the highest form of intellectual debate

central london is 95% white and most of them don't own cars
therefore according to the spastic itt they must actually be brown people

True dat

need a puritan revolution

dunno

Cars have been a complete diaster for our health, cities, our nature and soceity. The Nazis could have only dreamed off causing the destruction which we've inflicted on ourselves due to lazy fuckhead boomers complete allergy to exercise.

this but for the vax

Only children, spastics and people from the developing world do not own and operate personal Iotor transport

cars? nah, more of a bicycle man me

In London (the only part of the country that matters) people of colour are over represented in owning cars and underrepresented as cyclists because they still maintain their third world status symbol mindset

car owners should be put in camps

i know, its so bad when they lose the stick legs and get big thick thighs
its dreadful

Attached: g].jpg (634x922, 154.04K)

u wanna scrap bruv? ill merk you down blacktown station brev

cars? nah, more of a unicycle man me

Rasheed driving around in his AMG C 63 without a care for what the elites preach to us
Julian sweating his arse off on his bicycle with his helmet go-pro to snitch on his fellow man for the greater good

all me

There are
>bicycle man
LOL

please please PLEASE lose weight, your parents die of embarassment every time theyre forced to take you out in public

Only children, spastics and people from the developing world do not own and operate personaI motor transport

pictures of human shit incoming

i have low standards but just delusional if you think she looks better now than when she was thin

any london city professional man in? what sort of shoes do you wear?

t. Small child, retard or mud hut escapee

fat, thin, upside down
i dont care
i love women they are amazing

Vet removes 10 golf balls from Labrador's stomach

Attached: _107454846_poppy2.jpg (976x549, 42.77K)

Attached: 54yhtrfgvsdff4354v.jpg (1200x1057, 77.86K)

youtube.com/watch?v=AbWW7DLFypA

new ruby, vgh... my tradwife

agree with that diagnosis but difference betwene women being great and some women being better than other women

London
More like Donedon
Lmao

cruel bitch

t. Orbidly obese blob of fat

Honestly thought a lot about the prospect of killing myself recently. Not quite late 2018/early 19 levels of suicidal ideation but certainly the worst it's been for a few years after a couple of years on the up.

ktim

holly wiloughboobie

Been saying this to Benno down the pub, if you aren't driving at least an Audi might as well end it all. Like what are you doing mate.

Attached: 1658259157368278.jpg (683x449, 38.35K)

You get bus to benefit office with others of your tribe Mgubu?

the idea of sex is absolutely foreign to me

the idea of a woman coming in to my house, sitting next to me watching a movie, then kissing and carressing her before moving in to the bedroom where we have sexual intercourse is so alien and foreign to me i have no idea how it even happens

i'm 33 years old btw

car is too big relative to the house and it's always bugged me about this image

Attached: image5897.jpg (4032x3024, 1.16M)

Dont get why people get bent out of shape about drivers. Just a tax on fat people is all. £2000 a year just to drive to McDonalds and back. As long as Ive got adequate footpaths I really dont care.

very useful reply. thanks
NOT

most barratt houses aren't that big

This, but entirely unironically. If, as an adult, you do not own and operate a personal motor vehicle you are subhuman. There are no exceptions, no matter how much it hurts your fee fees.

i dont want to kill myself becuse it's philosophically stupid
i do continue to hate myself with levels that are absolutely unsustainable though and need to make severe life adjustments

do you have money? you could always escortmaxx like lachie

*giggles your gigantic tummy*

problem: like hooking up with girls, don’t like using condoms. don’t want to get aids or some weird shit

what do

*pootles around in my 1.2*

>I am a porker with tits
>Finally have the motivation to jump on the treadmill (Home gym)
>pretty girl with pink hair moved next door and is in the backgarden
>she'd have a phenomenal view of my bouncing tits and it's too obvious if I put up some visual blocker

I svffer
Domino's it is

Attached: ..jpg (652x737, 25.95K)

is anime more rorke or more leftypol?

bit gay lad

genuinely agree with this. i really do wonder how virginious i come across to people because at least these people do not say you are obviously degenerate virgin to my face

Whytes be like
>Damn what a sexy ass!

Attached: 31625-BLACK_4.jpg (1350x1800, 185.17K)

Prozzies

wait, so you live in a house but still don't even have privacy from your neighbours?

*grabs you by the neck*
Back the FUCK off... punk

Attached: 1660839606420834.jpg (656x679, 39.09K)

Leftypol
Rorke hates all things foreign and noncey, and anime is both of those things

prozzies make you wear condoms unless you pay super extra with a dodgy one

>big piece of fat on backside

>LE GOOD

Attached: F7986897-8D01-4C59-990F-BB5F82E0A112.jpg (52x51, 3.51K)

Miss driving around Swansea with 190 back in the day. Man had the sickest Audi RS 4, blacked out windows and wheels, the murdered out look, 4D private plate and the BOSE sound system. "Oh my god is that 190?" you'd hear from all the gyaldem who'd want a ride - he'd just guide them straight into the back seat no words said, before I'd whap the tunes right up and we'd be racing through all the key spots, the pussy laughing and squealing in delight behind us.

At the end of the night, we'd take them girls back to his place and smash the back doors in. Mad how much clout he had back in the day.

Still running a sub 12min 1.5 lad and I drive to my favourite spots to do it. Now tighten your head dobber, give your wrist a tap and wish your mum had functioning genes. Again.

lol where u get this pic of me

They dont if youre good looking

been on so many dates that they don’t even phase me any more

used to be so anxious and get so worked up. now it’s just routine

Attached: 1510478278877.png (1828x997, 585.65K)

screaming out me arse

*pushes you over and laughs uproariously at your inability to get up without a series of pullies and levers*
Wahey!

fuck off, rorke is full blown yank and likes whatever they like, if right wing youtubers started calling anime based and trad rorke would become a weeb

I don't need a car because my carer wheels me to the bus stop for lunch club at the centre.

state of that fucking hell

barebacked one in prague when hammered and had to get a cheeky sti test after

>Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

Attached: 1610485133221.jpg (764x760, 105.75K)

get a FUCKING CLUE rorke jfc

Yes

Attached: X_5CCpelvZ0.jpg (488x604, 82.55K)

Only children, spastics and people from the developing world do not own and operate personal motor transport. No exceptions.

Attached: 302307325_486635286620095_8162838621074493881_n.jpg (1440x1800, 332.75K)

arsegooned and shat all over the laptop

Ah yes making fun of the disabled