>wake up
>turn on the news
>see this
What do?
Wake up
Wyatt Clark
Jose Edwards
sigh with relief because nukes arent real
Wyatt Perez
>Why is that English muffin on a motherboard?
Juan Torres
rape
Parker Cook
run to 4channel and shitpost
Aiden Reed
gather the family around the tele and shout ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAR until we get tired and fall asleep
Anthony Roberts
I bet only ~100 of Russia's 6000+ stockpile plus secret stash are in actual working condition.
Still more than enough to give politicians pause but nowhere near the superpower they claim to be.
Dominic Wood
I don't know the place. is it nyc again?
because if it is, I'd probably check this board, the shitposting would be amazing
Adam Moore
The destruction of all the world's capital from a nuclear war would mean international capitalism would end and the communist stage of human history would take rise in the ashes. Read Posadas.
Jaxon Thompson
run to the street shooting my AK in the air and screaming "OOORRRRRRRAAAAAA"
Isaiah Long
Be sad because my cousin lives there
Gabriel Jenkins
I guess I won't have to work because doomsday has finally arrived. Whoever doesn't get vaporized will have a worst fate with radiation, and the people far away from the explosions will face the winter effect and most are going to die of hunger and/or cold.
If somehow it is just one nuke, like pic related, and it doesn't escalate to an armaggaedon, which is highly unlikely, I would be shitposting too.
Jackson Jenkins
Finally, something exciting is happening.
Oliver Hill
Leave Paris ASAP.
Atomic retaliation (few people know it) is actually completely automatised nowadays.
=> domino effect.
An ICBM is probably already flying at Mach 4 towards me.
I run, maybe try to steal (or rent?) a car.
Kayden Jones
Pop some champagne
Snort some coke.
Then go on a masturbating binge HARD to the loli doujins I've said up JUST for this occasion that I've never looked at before.
Jayden Stewart
based.
the contradictions! at last!
*automated and AI managed
Noah Evans
>JUST for this occasion that I've never looked at before
kek
Josiah Reed
least based man in canada
Colton Gomez
>come here
>post "be american; get nuked" with pic related
>300 "kek" replies follow exclusively from thirdie flags
Juan Fisher
Dominic Collins
Communism never worked and will never work because it's an administrative chaotic nonsense, even without the west the commies would have failed. Commies in the west were on watchlists, whilst in some commiestans if you carried glasses you could've been lined up against a wall. You know why ? Because all the artificial ideology is so weak againt organicism and empirism that it has to be either hyper agressive or hyper defensive in order to strive. Fukuyama shocks, Schumpeter rocks !
Aiden Green
costner kino
Jacob Nelson
>greedy swine.
Luke Barnes
Anticommunist drivel.
Nathan Robinson
You can say the same talking points for any authoritarian ideology but reality paints a different picture
Jaxon Thomas
Pornography is prohibited brother
Dominic Garcia
Drive to the closest supermarket and steal everything i can then go to my gf's house in the mountains and live a happy life