You wake up in Aukštojas Hill, the highest point in all of Lithuania

you wake up in Aukštojas Hill, the highest point in all of Lithuania

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Sad!

Call upon Perkunas to bring back Balto-Slavic religion and do away with the Christfags.

>NOOOOOOOOO WHY DONT YOU HAVE USELESS MOUNTAINS LIKE SOME THIRD WORLD NIGGER SHITHOLE WHERE DO THE TOURISTS LINE UP FOR THE PICTURES? BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SAD

how does this make you feel white boy

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and then what? fuck all to do up there

i feel compelled to climb it

wow....so epic...except, wait...what is the purpose of it? it didnt protect you from žuvėd, maskol and kryžiuoc armies raping your country... you cant climb on it...there's no point to it.

you will come to Zakopane, you will get scammed by highlanders and you will enjoy it

Kidnap a local sheep, build a makeshift fire altar and sacrifice it to great Dievas while wearing a long white flaxen shirt. You wouldn't understand, it's a Balto-Slavic thing.

Nice coperino
Can't imagine not having a place to do skying during winter or to go hiking. Your suicide rate is higher than your hills lmao

it protected us from hungolians though, meanwhile you will always be irrelevant former colony of poland, with nothing origininally lithuanian, cuz you've been always under someone's boot

Beauty

>turn to the nearest person
>"gee whizz, I do hope the ladies aren't as flat am I right boys!"
>"huhah!"
>drop my pants and run off into the forest

they're going to think I'm a russian and kill me

Are you upset that you can't commit suicide by jumping off a mountain?

OH NO NO NO HAHAHA

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>swiss
>austrians
>norwegians
>shithole

VGGHHHHHH ITS CALLING TO ME
*commences climb during a storm warning, gets electrocuted and dies*

Damn

Wow. What are my Rocky Mountains compared to such dizzying heights?