/brit/

Virgins will have to accept that football is eternal and we will always talk about it. I reckon they don’t talk about it much in /britfeel/ so you’re welcome to head over there if you don’t fit in here x

On holiday. No toil for a long while

Alri lids?

girls in school uniform are pretty fit tbf (the legal ones anyway)

Ah so, me rikey /blit/

vindaloo kebab last night after the pub, been shitting my ring apart all day today

bit too exaggerated
try and speak deeper and slower

haha yeah *calls the police*

do today's children even know what pikachu is / pokemon are?

almost had some prepackaged donut sticks for breakfast but I thought better of it and put water in my coffee instead.
I'm a big healthy boy now. Gotta keep slim and trim for the ladies or I'll never have sex with an obese hampig

/brit/ was a barren wasteland of virgins before the exiled /sp/ lads made it what it is today
/brit/ was built on football and all you zoomer benders better not forget it

this is disgraceful
only simon had any respect
youtube.com/watch?v=W8R1AkRTcNE

They do, kids still watch Pokemon and Yu Gi Oh strangely.

um, help?

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became aware of the term "jilling" to refer to female masturbation, as a response to "jacking off". i e, Jack and Jill

NO…. YOU CANT BECAUSE… BECAUSE THE PLAYERS ARENT ENGLISH OR SOMETHING

Who cares what terms yanks use

C
Three dots in trianglular shapes = three triangles
Two dots in pentagonal shapes = two pentagons

C mate

c

I take it up the batty, any questions?

Ngl he should have done actual Mongolian music rather than that

Rorke drowning in the Bee bee sea

yes yes very good
it is B though

/brit/ was great before the normies showed up

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why do gay people enjoy getting their willies covered in poo?

I grew watching coked up cheating bastards play fixed games on channel 4's football Italia every Sunday. Feel sorry for the youngsters today with that corporate shite they have today.

I loved bollockposting, it was hilarious.

Another one for fun

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/brit/ has since reverted to an incel general. Regulars like Diego and mikey and the sheer amount of frogposters make this inarguable.

no it's not

the bollock busting gimmick was like 2-3 years after the /sp/ lads arrived
we made that gimmick
we made all gimmicks
all the boring virgins used to talk about trains and gimpy stuff like that before we got here

no its not
otherwise the top image would look like picrel

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7

Fuck off /sp/

They killed football along with everything else I enjoyed.

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2 and a half minutes

>breaking out MS Paint to respond to a bait post

deary me

there were no normies on Any Forums before trump got elected

I desperately need sam hyde to wind up a right hook and aim his punch directly onto my exposed nads

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Idk I'm a bottom I don't get poo on my willy

took me 30 seconds
wouldn't suprise me if that mong was being serious, this general is filled with low iq plebs

yes there were
/soc/ was full of normies even when it used to be part of Any Forums in like 2006

yeah?
so the 12 players play 2.5 minutes,
then the remaining 8 players come on and play 2.5 minutes (4 players down)
and now you've got 45 minutes of the game remaining with 0 players

use your fucking brain chubby

/soc/ and Any Forums don't even count, they're the entry level boards for teenagers, Any Forums too

Why are you so obsessed with this mong? Been getting livid all week when it's pointed out he's a mere e-celeb.
Grow up VPN saddo.

you did that wrong and can’t even see it mong

How come brown women in head scarves are the ultimate computer hackers?

An ENGLISHMAN is teaching me JavaScript lads

depends on what the last sentence means

rorke will you PLEASE stop keeping down women in the workplace so we can get the women coders we need to tackle unique national cybersecurity problems that only women can handle for fucks sake

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When I was 12 I tested my IQ and got 132.

My mum is a year 1 teacher and apparently all the kids are currently obsessed with Pokemon

new ambience just dropped
youtube.com/watch?v=dd4D8tZPfKE

How did you test your own IQ?

you will RESPECT the czech poster (a brit on vacation) or else

iq test you mong

asked me mum