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I walked five miles in London today
So heckin walkable, it is

me in the top left

Back from A&E, only a two and a half hour wait ffs. Didn't even need stitches in the end, although they did glue it back together so maybe that's the same thing nowadays

it's just banter lad
quit having a sook

can feel the octopus i ate earlier slithering around in my tummy

love replying to random posts with "based" exactly 1 minute after they're published so that people think that lad is replying to himself like a loser

Big Nigella's on my face

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>Anonymous
See

You save money on energy but then lose a grand or more on commuting costs, plus all the time wasted on commuting too

Mad how East Asian people look like that innit
Those eyes, yellowish skin, short, straight black hair, flat nose, not much brow ridge
Strange.

he likes listening to can

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saw it
wasn't interesting so i ignored it

just woke up from a food coma think i might have diabetes

based

i miss the days when people watched tv

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its like theyve all taken multiple hits of a shovel to the face

Got my evening sorted lads. Voddie in the freezer, new porn download on the uTorrent, vr headset fully charged, goon room been aired out all day

Here we go here we go here we go

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What is the consensus on Scots? A while ago I got drunk with 10 Scots and they were out on the street doing backflips and looking for cigarettes at 3am.
I had the impression online that Scots are sophisticated, well read, upscale Europeans. Irl they reminded me of Balkanimals and like they could be from my neighborhood .

natureberg caught with its trousers down

never gets old

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Did you see the battymans in Notting hill?

Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed

Grab a hold of that luminous BBC and shake it's big strong head

I don't have time pussy, or shit posting about cans

I just head straight into town for the jumbo big black Cock

Get in lad

>Thoughts on animal abuse?

it is one of the worst crimes you can do because it causes suffering .........

suffering to my dick! hot diggity dang i love jacking off to that kind of stuff!

>car is paid for on electric car scheme from pre-tax income, leased so no repairs/MOT etc
>is charged for free every day

costs me nothing lad, i'd still have a car if i was WFH and i live about a 10 minute drive away

in a good way

smiling at this post

RORKE LOOK LIKE BOBBY FROM LIZARD LICK

Did we ever find out how much that lad got for his big pile of 2010 era games

They never got over that Longshanks debacle

Neighbours have a dog but I'm legit certain they never take it out for walks and just let it shit everywhere since their house is starting to smell. I've seen the neighbours go for walks, but they don't take the dog with them. I can definitely hear a barking noise coming from inside the house though. Bit odd isn't it?

99% of people in Scotland speak better and are better in every way than Saxons. Very few Saxons are able to speak well.

watched this film hundreds of times as a kid, couldn't sleep without it

>I had the impression online that Scots are sophisticated, well read, upscale Europeans

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god that sounds incredible

is this what its like to live alone and have a job? i definitely can't do this in my parents house

Went once years ago and have had no desire at all to return.
Just around regent's park and some early morning shopping on oxford street before the bank hol crowds of roadmen and tourists

sick of the fucking Australians

mad how nature is so cruel that it's first instinct at seeing something unknown was to panic, bet it thought you were gonna kill it

>I had the impression online that Scots are sophisticated, well read, upscale Europeans
this is bait isn't it

theyre a laughing stock in this country. been that way for centuries

ever heard of rhythm?

yeah sounds like one of those cases of animal aubse

In that case you've got a pretty cushty deal that 99% of other workers don't have

And you're still having to pay for the car (over the odds too, given that you're leasing it), even if you do it through pre-tax income

And you still have the time wasted due to commuting

pizza really is the ultimate Reddit food
the more expensive ones from Morrisons taste better than any take out though

>theyre a laughing stock in this country. been that way for centuries

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is this from the cuckpranos?

mad how expensive mattresses are
you'd think they'd be around £50 for a decent one these days but they're all £250+

surprised there are no modern mattress designs that are cheap + comfortable

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knew that would get you asf. too easy to bait you

Trivia question
With which country does France share its longest land border?

he doesn't look cis

that a mikey sex arse?

Spain

Would love to fuck Nigella Lawson with my BBC
Savage that ass

big mattress knows what they're doing

belgium

gfberg says she's quit smoking yet I keep finding fag ends in the bin
then she straight up lies to me
now I've found one left next to the bath
fuming

who gives a fuck
it's 5 oclock monday evening and this is what you want to talk about? fucking get a life

Brazil
Now fuck off

Why? Are your parents strict and old fashioned?

is this going to be one of those trick questions where it's actually some random fuckoff island that they colonised?

Brazil
You can't catch me out, mate

Burkina Faso?

off to bed

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turkeminestan?

not hers mate, could be jamal's

>Dating a smoker
Yuck

Yh

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yes we are amish
not even supposed to be on the computer right now fr fr

How is the Swiss border bigger than the German one

Tarqmenistan

its longer

Am frugal as a motherfucker but considering shelling out for one of these bad boys because I've had back/neck pain for years and I reckon a better mattress could be the cure

Will be fuming if it doesn't work though

curves innit

twisty innit

screaming with laughter to myself

mountains n that

wish i wasn't so fat lads

wonder if anyone's ever successfully escaped prison by pretending to be dead

>open up my old email account from when I was in secondary
>find the script of my economics a level I got remarked
>stunned at how shite my handwriting is

can you lads read this?
Got a C for this paper lmao

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me

ffs meant to reply to and not some tranny

No, wasn't the guy who wrote Sherlock Holmes from Scotland?

mate. an ugly bloke in a wig isn't going to sort out your back and neck problems.

Christine Chandler

measured from pelvic bone

you're thinking of buying a tranny?

nigger moment

Reckon he'd be a decent chiropractor with those strong manly hands

shelling out for a tranny are you?
gonna lie on top of him with your dick in his arse?
bender

Treaty of Vienna and 1830 Belgian revolution innit

can read the first line, cant be fucked trying to read the rest

my handwriting looks like it was done by a down syndrome with two fingers but at least it's readable

mad if he runs off into the woods and just becomes a real life creepypasta creature

9-5 toil is genuinely heaven after a year of hospitality hours

WAHEYYYYYYYYYYY HE'S GONNA BUY A TRANNY

I can read that, yes.

Prefer not to say

is that the only thing you know about scotland? not the stereotype of them being chronic drunks? not the fact that it has the highest drug deaths per capita by an absolute fucking mile? or glaswegians cutting up random cunts for supporting the wrong football team?

Went camping this weekend and my dad was convinced the fitting looking girl at the shop was into me, semi jokingly but I think he actually believed she was
Went back there the next morning to test the waters a bit more and she clearly wasn’t, I could have been any other NPC
Mental how dads lie like that, basically wishful thinking on their part

>pizza really is the ultimate Reddit food
What the fuck does this even mean

recently made the decision to stop being stingy when it comes to buying things that separate you from the floor i.e. shoes, chairs, beds, etc. such a massive quality of life improvement just spending a bit more than you usually would on things that last for ages anyway.

playing plants vs zombies

I can see why. You just seem to waffle and haven't explained why you added that chart
T. Got an a in A-level economics, and that's before A* was invented

Haha yeah things that don't happen now kkkkkkkk

just people who can't appreciate a good 'za when they see one

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t.devout dominoes orderer

Westminster Voting Intention (28 August):

Labour 42% (–)
Conservative 33% (–)
Liberal Democrat 13% (+1)
Green 4% (-1)
Scottish National Party 3% (-1)
Reform UK 4% (+2)
Other 1% (-1)

Changes +/- 24 August

wish someone would say the n word because I cant

webi wabo

just gave the beard a trim lads

is 34 too old to retrain and start a new career? hate where my life is right now and i want a change.

you know exactly what it means

the book of scraniel

I got an A too.
That paper dragged me down so hard I scraped an A by literally one mark.
It's cause it was 2015 and everyone was spaffing off about the EU so I fell into the improv off the top of my head instead of the robotic nature that such standardised tests demand.

Innovation is stifled in our school system. Sad!

Mates all think I'm a wrongun for drinking Guinness
A proper man's drink, not a Strongbow or a Budweiser. Sometimes I might have the odd Stella or Moretti.

a solid 75% of the electorate are bonafide NPCs

He really is a fart-sniffing faggot isn't he. Unreal. Who watches this shit and comes away thinking good of him? Genuinely want nothing more than to clock him after that. Gobsmacked.

it doesn't matter what we think, it matters what you think x

Never too old

Go get 'em

Got an E in AS economics

yeah once you reach the age of about 24 your life is set in stone, whatever you can do at the age of 24 is what you do until you die, there is no opportunity for growth or transformation beyond that epoch

had this pizza the other night. very, very peng.
couldnt care less if thats reddit.

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Was in the nike flagship store on oxford street earlier and honestly grim how many 12 year old girls are wandering around in proper revealing skintight sportswear these days. Parents need a talking to pronto. Can't be doing that when we know how our new arrivals from the east get up to given half a chance.

A shut-in incel sees this and gets an erection despite his finasteride
>bvsed!!!
he'll say before rewatching Sam Hyde doing a punch from Saturday.

imagine the poos

this is simply not true

Lads should I recall my winger on loan? He's currently at Monaco and they're battling it out against PSG and Lyon for Liegue 1 but I sold my back up winger cause he wanted a new challenge... In hindsight I should've waited till the end of the season

It's January transfer window btw

AS is so irrelevant.
I said to the wastemen at school that I'm only going to be doing 3 A Levels from the start of Year 12 because I saw no point in doing half of an A Level that I'll inevitably drop.
Why do that?
Why actually do that?
Moronic.

made the mistake of doing a poo right as the clock ticked over from 23 to my 24th birthday
been pooing nonstop ever since. fact of life now, no changing it

'

I remember at school they told us to expect to have to do many jobs through our lives instead of just getting one

>bonafide

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Never too old to dream pal. If you hate your job and life, you could be a lot happier even being the rookie in a new area.

got an A* in further maths
the immensity of my intellect is palpable when compared to yours

Nothing gets past you

ktim

i put the poo in "who's pooed on the floor again"

No mate how about your justify the absolute drivel you post here

yeh i suppose i already knew its never too late. just needed a bit of conformation and validation. cheers lads.

obviously sarcasm you aspie

A uniquely anglo phenomenon

Got one A eight Bs at GCSE back in 2009 after putting no effort in.
HOWLING at the spastics who thought having nine A* in exams you sat at 16 would actually matter in adult life and let it get to them.

get anthony ralston

supermarket pizza isn’t Reddit
it’s basically the best tasting ‘ready meal’ you can buy
tastes way better than dominoes or kebab shop pizza

happy birthday lad

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love having a fresh trim me

Shut the fuck up FATTY

>had this pizza the other night. very, very peng.
>couldnt care less if thats reddit.

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Is he good enough to get a decent amount of gametime for you? If yes, recall him. If no, keep him at Monaco for his development, and get a loan signing yourself as the back-up for the rest of the season

t. Football Manager expert