What language do you think they speak in hell?

What language do you think they speak in hell?

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Finnish

dutch

English or German

Hell: Shanghainese
Heaven: Taiwanese Hokkien

KEK you will feel at home, my germoid f(r)iend.

EFL

Latin

all they do is screaming duhh

Persian

Germany is heaven on earth so not german for sure

Either Hebrew or Latin. Currently learning Latin and hope for the best.

ebonics

Hebrew

Jouw moeder.

You don’t speak in hell

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why would you need a big fork, if devil is all powerful?
whats the point of horns, is he a cow or goat humanoid, or a catgirl?

if it´s hot in hell, why devils red and not black? does devil even burn, if not it´s not actually living breathing being. If devil breathes, can it be born?
Devil being able to speak would imply he has a brain too. Why he wouldn´t just move on from the torture and realize it´s retarded to infinetly gain amount of people, but never apply them to work for him.

How big is hell? We have 8 billion people now, there has been 117 billion people by now. If all of them are going to hell, how devil has space to manage system with 117 billion people? That would suggest devil would need at least 20 billion demons to manage all the souls.

One human needs at least 100 feet of space, let´s assume hell has only 50 feet a person because it´s hell. That would still mean hell would have to be at least 68.5 billion feet wide zone.
Hell´s never had toilets in any of the concept art, or places to eat. That means they have 68 billion feet of land full of shit in hot temperature, with people starving. If they can starve, they´re probably already dying. If everyone is dead in hell, what would you do with the bodies. If they can not die, you would have to manage at least 137 billion people and have space to expand forever.

No matter how you try to rationalize hell, it just seems like christian spook made by kings to the civilians so that you would do your fucking job waiting for 99 virgins at the senior years. Even if you got the 99 virgins after passing, what dick would you even fuck them with, since you´re just a soul?
It´s meant to be mean enough to scare you and shallow enough to not exist in post medieval, science based society, because it´s bullshit disney flick and jewish folk lore. Jewish people have had questionable repuptation in propaganda, so it is very well possible that all of Bible is crowd control fiction.

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Russogerman or Germussian

Tuscan

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Whatever language you hate the most

Magyar.

Hellenic, obviously.

Tamazight or Persian

Don't care. Didn't asked plus you're probably a pagancuck